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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2014, 01:09:52 am »
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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2014, 02:21:20 am »
"You have locked yourselves up in cages of fear, and now you complain that you lack freedom; Verily I say unto you, not even all the sinister ministers of the Illuminati, working together in their multitudes, could so entwine the land with tribulation as have your baseless warnings"
-Epistle to the Paranoids 1:1,5
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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2014, 12:07:33 pm »
"Shit.  FuckDAMN."

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2014, 05:35:33 pm »
"Oh. Well, then stop."
"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." -Bob Dylan?

"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2014, 05:41:46 pm »

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2014, 05:29:52 pm »
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2014, 04:41:39 am »
My favorite has always been
"Reality is the original Rorschach."
Having and not having
both create frustration.
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple.
Being "The Prettiest One" cultivates pride and makes others ugly.
Not being "The Prettiest One" cultivates envy and leads to war.
Expand your definition of Self to include the Universe;
This way you can have it all with nothing to lose.
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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2014, 07:24:12 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2014, 03:03:59 pm »
"Yes I'm crazy, but I'm crazy because it's true."
Poe's law ;)

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2014, 03:08:43 pm »
I think we're all ignoring the obvious.

"Do not pull yellow tab."  If I learned nothing else from the Principia (and I didn't), I learned that.  Nothing good can come of pulling ANY tab, let alone the yellow one.

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2014, 03:11:16 pm »
that is indeed a good piece of advice.

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2014, 03:13:33 pm »
I pulled the yellow tab.... look at me now, and beware.
"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." -Bob Dylan?

"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2014, 03:17:14 pm »
I pulled the yellow tab.... look at me now, and beware.

Yep.  Turned ya Canadian.

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2014, 03:18:20 pm »
I pulled the yellow tab.... look at me now, and beware.

Yep.  Turned ya Canadian.

It's true, eh?
"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." -Bob Dylan?

"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2014, 04:19:25 am »
I still think Malachi 2:3 sums up Judeo-Christianity better than John 3:16.

(Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.)

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