Author Topic: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online  (Read 6360 times)

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2014, 12:46:39 am »

And that's probably because you're illiterate.

She's German.  Her English is actually very good.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2014, 12:55:48 am »

And that's probably because you're illiterate.

She's German.  Her English is actually very good.

Then she'd probably see that people tried playing. But I guess "real players" was symbolic of something other than "people who at least attempted to play the game on this forum."
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2014, 02:09:32 am »

And that's probably because you're illiterate.

She's German.  Her English is actually very good.

Then she'd probably see that people tried playing. But I guess "real players" was symbolic of something other than "people who at least attempted to play the game on this forum."

I think she's crazy as a shithouse rat, personally.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2014, 07:52:50 am »
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.
Some of us tried playing

This is not true.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2014, 11:00:42 am »
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2014, 11:22:21 am »
Got to

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2014, 12:56:44 pm »
In addition to that, shoddy HTML layout with an excess of cyrillic lettering make my "malware" alarms go off, so yeah.  After a few clicks with a complete lack of meaning, I opted out.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2014, 02:24:27 pm »
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In addition to that, shoddy HTML layout with an excess of cyrillic lettering make my "malware" alarms go off, so yeah.  After a few clicks with a complete lack of meaning, I opted out.


Serious manufacturers of games played this game and it was not a problem. I think the problem is you. But you do not want to see her.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2014, 02:25:27 pm »
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In addition to that, shoddy HTML layout with an excess of cyrillic lettering make my "malware" alarms go off, so yeah.  After a few clicks with a complete lack of meaning, I opted out.


Serious manufacturers of games played this game and it was not a problem. I think the problem is you. But you do not want to see her.

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I do not understand the logic. How do you know who loves me and who does not love me?

Because she is Queen Gogira.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2014, 02:32:17 pm »

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2014, 02:52:24 pm »
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

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And that's probably because you're illiterate. Some of us tried playing. But the game is rigged to not work, or is just broken. That's what you wanted from us, right? You wanted to know what we think?

Well, that's what we think. It sucks ass. Then again, I probably could've led you, and maybe a few others, on by claiming "Oh, I see what you did there. That game is clever." But I generally think the truth would be more helpful to you. The "game" is an incomprehensible waste of time. It looks like some html [I think "programmer" is the wrong term here. I'm not sure what you are if you work with mark-up language.] douchebag got drunk and published one of his failures.

Most accurate summary I've seen so far.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2014, 02:53:22 pm »
Serious manufacturers of games played this game and it was not a problem.

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Yeah, no.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2014, 03:17:49 pm »
I think I see the problem.  There are no serious manufacturers of games on this board, so none of us can understand it.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2014, 03:23:39 pm »
I think I see the problem.  There are no serious manufacturers of games on this board, so none of us can understand it.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2014, 03:33:59 pm »
So what you're saying is, this game is a commentary about ethics in gaming journalism.