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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2014, 11:16:08 pm »
Impression:

I clicked through a few pages.  Layout poor, design garish, text poorly translated.  Ultimately, not terribly interesting. 

This is one of those times where "disorder and confusion" is neither entertaining nor enlightening.

The game will pay for all the shortcomings. But you will not enter the game. Because you just want to say something off-topic.

LMNO, criticism is off-topic!  What the hell is WRONG with You People?

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2014, 12:40:05 am »
The game sucks ass. Now go away.
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2014, 01:16:49 am »
This game wants me to download Second Life. Go fuck yourself with a rake.
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2014, 02:19:58 am »
This game wants me to download Second Life. Go fuck yourself with a rake.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2014, 04:32:42 am »
I forgot the "It's Roger's fault nobody likes me" part.

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Wait until they figure out that this entire time, we've both just been sockpuppets of Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2014, 07:55:14 am »
Game sucks. Didn't even play it. Or click the link. I could tell from the OP
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2014, 09:33:13 am »
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2014, 12:09:59 pm »
Plus, it looks like it's hosted at some Russian version of Angelfire.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2014, 01:05:18 pm »
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2014, 08:25:06 pm »
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

I always kinda felt like Morpheus gave a trick-question with those options. Taking either pill is narrow-minded. I think you made the right choice.
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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2014, 08:30:01 pm »
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

I always kinda felt like Morpheus gave a trick-question with those options. Taking either pill is narrow-minded. I think you made the right choice.

Kinda hard to get to sleep, though.  EVERYTHING KEEPS ROTATING.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2014, 08:33:34 pm »
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

I always kinda felt like Morpheus gave a trick-question with those options. Taking either pill is narrow-minded. I think you made the right choice.

Kinda hard to get to sleep, though.  EVERYTHING KEEPS ROTATING.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2014, 10:47:42 pm »
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2014, 11:42:31 pm »
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

Hear*

And that's probably because you're illiterate. Some of us tried playing. But the game is rigged to not work, or is just broken. That's what you wanted from us, right? You wanted to know what we think?

Well, that's what we think. It sucks ass. Then again, I probably could've led you, and maybe a few others, on by claiming "Oh, I see what you did there. That game is clever." But I generally think the truth would be more helpful to you. The "game" is an incomprehensible waste of time. It looks like some html [I think "programmer" is the wrong term here. I'm not sure what you are if you work with mark-up language.] douchebag got drunk and published one of his failures.
Listen carefully. I don't have much time, and I only have 462 characters left. I'm a scientist from Area 52 (Area 51 was used to draw attention from Area 52, where the aliens were ACTUALLY stored) who was working on neural interfacing with networked devices. In an experiment gone wrong, I accidentally uploaded my mind to the internet. In the 2 seconds I had before my mind scrambled itself with the world's network traffic, I was able to store this snippet in this random internet signature. If you're reading this, let the world know tha

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Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2014, 12:46:04 am »
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

They all died years ago.

We don't miss them.