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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2017, 02:29:44 pm »
Hi, new person.

Okay, first of all, you can ignore everything said so far in this thread. Every last one of these people is a known apostate and is in fact only here because they heard about the prize money for the Best Discordian award ten years ago and they're still looking for it.

I, on the other hand, am a certified and ordained Discordian Minister. And I can tell you that being a Discordian is a long and arduous journey full of pitfalls, false starts, bad information, hokey TV reruns, boring jokes, and yes, lots and lots of drugs.

The first thing you should do if you really want to succeed on this forum or anywhere in life is to find an opinion somewhere and belligerently argue against it. It doesn't matter if you're an expert or not. Everyone can be an expert in anything. All it takes is sincere belief and thick skin.

Second, you should do lots of drugs and tell us about your experiences on them. Try to use common words like "colorful" and "trippy". Don't connect your experience to the real world in any way, though. We are nothing if not disinterested in current events and ideas.

Third, and this is probably the most important objective, is to constantly talk in meaningless riddles and koans. Phrase every post as a haiku of you can manage it. Whenever you see someone being too serious, remind them of the Discordian imperative to be silly all the time.

By doing these things you will learn very quickly what Discordianism is all about, I promise.
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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2017, 02:38:34 pm »
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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2017, 03:39:03 pm »
Vex has the Holies bad lately  :lulz:
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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2017, 04:40:12 pm »
I am just giving my suggestion for those who have  any question regard to their project or assignment,they can get some help to online resources who provide services like online assignment help in UK and others for every students.

Oooh look, spam!
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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2017, 04:51:31 pm »
I am just giving my suggestion for those who have  any question regard to their project or assignment,they can get some help to online resources who provide services like online assignment help in UK and others for every students.

Oooh look, spam!

I'm reasonably certain that this is another "bot". They've all said SPAG in their profiles including the  one claiming to be an NSA bot.

My guess is they're fishing for IP addresses with the links. Just a wild, unsupported guess though.
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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2017, 05:08:35 pm »
Link updated to be more relevant, video found courtesy of cram.

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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2017, 06:02:50 pm »
I am just giving my suggestion for those who have  any question regard to their project or assignment,they can get some help to online resources who provide services like online assignment help in UK and others for every students.

Oooh look, spam!

I'm reasonably certain that this is another "bot". They've all said SPAG in their profiles including the  one claiming to be an NSA bot.

My guess is they're fishing for IP addresses with the links. Just a wild, unsupported guess though.

SPAG is the title given to all new users.

But yes, this is a bot.

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2017, 06:38:41 pm »
Link updated to be more relevant, video found courtesy of cram.

That is not only vastly superior and highly relevant, but I also had never seen the whole thing, so I didn't know John Barrymore was involved. This is amazing!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2017, 07:20:34 pm »
Vex has the bad Holies bad lately  :lulz:

Ftfy.

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« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2017, 07:23:01 pm »
I'm still watching/listening to the video at the link. This is truly one of the most incredible works of art I've ever experienced. My esteem for John Barrymore is immense -- I had no idea. The man is a genius.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2017, 07:32:27 pm »
Hi, new person.

Okay, first of all, you can ignore everything said so far in this thread. Every last one of these people is a known apostate and is in fact only here because they heard about the prize money for the Best Discordian award ten years ago and they're still looking for it.

I, on the other hand, am a certified and ordained Discordian Minister. And I can tell you that being a Discordian is a long and arduous journey full of pitfalls, false starts, bad information, hokey TV reruns, boring jokes, and yes, lots and lots of drugs.

The first thing you should do if you really want to succeed on this forum or anywhere in life is to find an opinion somewhere and belligerently argue against it. It doesn't matter if you're an expert or not. Everyone can be an expert in anything. All it takes is sincere belief and thick skin.

Second, you should do lots of drugs and tell us about your experiences on them. Try to use common words like "colorful" and "trippy". Don't connect your experience to the real world in any way, though. We are nothing if not disinterested in current events and ideas.

Third, and this is probably the most important objective, is to constantly talk in meaningless riddles and koans. Phrase every post as a haiku of you can manage it. Whenever you see someone being too serious, remind them of the Discordian imperative to be silly all the time.

By doing these things you will learn very quickly what Discordianism is all about, I promise.

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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2017, 07:36:23 pm »
I'm still watching/listening to the video at the link. This is truly one of the most incredible works of art I've ever experienced. My esteem for John Barrymore is immense -- I had no idea. The man is a genius.

I'm 11 minutes in.

This video is too powerful, and yet I must persevere.

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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2017, 08:46:04 pm »
It's really something special.

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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2017, 03:56:56 am »
It's worth mentioning that Vex got thrown out of Discordianism after The Incident, and we only let him couch-surf here so he won't ugly up the park.  He's a cad and a bounder, and everyone who knows him wants to dip him and meth and toss him into The Bashful Bandit in Tucson.
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Re: Me and my questions
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2017, 03:57:52 am »
Vex has the bad Holies bad lately  :lulz:

Ftfy.

I keep telling you people to wash your hands after petting Roger but you never listen.

I am the bidpedal incarnation of Corporal Forbus.  Nobody ever listens.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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