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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2014, 04:17:45 pm »

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2014, 04:33:28 pm »

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2014, 05:42:38 pm »

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2014, 05:43:50 pm »

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.

Come on now, Nigel...you know that defense only works for cops.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2014, 06:13:41 pm »

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.

Come on now, Nigel...you know that defense only works for cops.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

What was I thinking?  :horrormirth:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2014, 09:09:41 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2014, 02:12:57 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2014, 11:21:06 am »
48'07 N x 122'12 W

roughly.
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2014, 02:12:03 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2014, 05:00:44 pm »
I take it that wasn't a very good question.  :)

The response was more Discordian than I thought possible though, so keep it up!
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2014, 01:27:31 am »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2014, 01:40:11 am »
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Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2014, 02:03:28 am »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2014, 07:50:21 am »
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2014, 09:18:40 pm »
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

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