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Stupidly easy chicken thing
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:54:37 pm »
Ingredients:
- 1-2 lbs Chicken thighs (not deboned)
- 2-3 jars salsa

Instructions:
Put chicken in pressure cooker. Cover with salsa. Cook on high for 24 hours, or until bones melt. Feeds one person for 1-2 meals a day for a week.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2014, 06:09:55 pm »
Something is very wrong here.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2014, 09:17:28 pm »
This is like the Anarchist's Cookbook, but an actual cookbook.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2014, 11:46:31 pm »
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 12:05:06 am »
I need to write recipes.
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 12:05:59 am »
I need to write recipes.

I approve of this plan.
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2014, 12:08:54 am »
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2014, 12:10:16 am »
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2014, 12:10:43 am »
Rice:

Ingredients:
- Rice

Place in skillet. Cook on medium heat stirring occasionally 72 hours or until house is burned to the ground.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:26 am »
Elephant stew:

1.  Dice one elephant.
2.  Throw into pot with contents of one granary.
3.  Cook for one week or until the tusks fall off.

Serves 300.
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:36 am »
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.

It can't be that easy.  Shit would explode.

No, you only get explosions with the pressure cooker recipes.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:41 am »
Rice:

Ingredients:
- Rice

Place in skillet. Cook on medium heat stirring occasionally 72 hours or until house is burned to the ground.

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"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:55 am »
Elephant stew:

1.  Dice one elephant.
2.  Throw into pot with contents of one granary.
3.  Cook for one week or until the tusks fall off.

Serves 300.

 :lulz:
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 01:15:45 am »
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 01:32:22 am »
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.

 :lulz:
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.