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« on: December 16, 2014, 05:07:12 pm »
March 3rd (3/3, 3 sides on a triangle) is ILLUMINATI DAY!

On Illuminati Day:

For every ridiculous conspiracy theory you make fun of, 5 points.

For every reference to Robert Anton Wilson, 23 points. (+5 bonus points for "fnord.")

If you end every sentence you make with "Illuminati confirmed!!!!!", 523 points!

LET'S DO THIS!
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2014, 05:13:47 pm »
I love old cliched jokes! Let's totally do this!
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2014, 06:20:18 pm »
Got any better ideas there, Nigel?
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2014, 06:32:44 pm »
Got any better ideas there, Nigel?

 :lol: Depends on your definition of "better".

As a matter of fact, I might be garnering points for making fun of you right now.

How will you ever find out?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2014, 06:33:25 pm »
I was thinking that maybe we could make a version that incorporated Monty Python quotes, as well.
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2014, 06:44:00 pm »
Got any better ideas there, Nigel?

Do you think we should dock her pay?

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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2014, 06:45:35 pm »

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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2014, 06:58:46 pm »
I think it's brilliant, doing the same old jokes for 55 years.  It's very random.

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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2014, 07:06:45 pm »
I think it's brilliant, doing the same old jokes for 55 years.  It's very random.

It's amazing how many people seem to think they're the punchline when in fact, all of Discordianism is just the setup.

The day the last Discordian dies, they're going to yell out "The Aristocrats!"
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2014, 07:08:14 pm »
I think it's brilliant, doing the same old jokes for 55 years.  It's very random.


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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2014, 07:10:37 pm »
What I want to know is what March 3rd has to do with ANYTHING?
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2014, 07:14:33 pm »
I always figured it would be May 23.  You know, 5/23.

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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2014, 07:57:28 pm »
I always figured it would be May 23.  You know, 5/23.
Don't be ridiculous. It's obviously 17/23 that's the Illuminati date. It only occurs once every CLASSIFIED years, after all.
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Re: IlluminatiGASM
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2014, 08:35:44 pm »
I think it's brilliant, doing the same old jokes for 55 years.  It's very random.

It's amazing how many people seem to think they're the punchline when in fact, all of Discordianism is just the setup.

The day the last Discordian dies, they're going to yell out "The Aristocrats!"

I just horked milk through my nose. You bastard.

And I wasn't even drinking milk!
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2014, 08:58:17 pm »
I think it's brilliant, doing the same old jokes for 55 years.  It's very random.

It's amazing how many people seem to think they're the punchline when in fact, all of Discordianism is just the setup.

The day the last Discordian dies, they're going to yell out "The Aristocrats!"

 :lulz:
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.