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« on: January 01, 2015, 09:53:21 pm »
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I have an interesting idea.

Could we make some ads for us on YouTube? Is anyone good with video editing?

We could use some donations and put them on the air.
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Re: Discordian Ads
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 10:11:46 pm »
Ads? For what? Humor me, I'm old.
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Re: Discordian Ads
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 10:13:26 pm »
Make ads for the Chao te Ching.  All proceeds literally go towards the server fees.

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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 10:15:42 pm »
Make ads for the Chao te Ching.  All proceeds literally go towards the server fees.

That seems like an awesome idea.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2015, 03:07:44 am »
Make ads for the Chao te Ching.  All proceeds literally go towards the server fees.

You need to put that on smashwords.

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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 08:59:03 pm »

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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2015, 09:06:45 pm »
 :argh!: :lulz:

I think the still present Christmas light backdrop makes it so much better.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2015, 09:16:18 pm »
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2015, 09:30:31 pm »
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2015, 10:03:29 pm »
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.

THERE'S A LINK TO BUY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE

Oh wait you mean the mask? No idea, it was put in the gift exchange at the Christmas party. Maybe it put itself there.
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Re: Discordian Ads
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2015, 10:05:45 pm »
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.

THERE'S A LINK TO BUY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE

Oh wait you mean the mask? No idea, it was put in the gift exchange at the Christmas party. Maybe it put itself there.

I actually meant that fairy light background thing. It's hideous.

Apparently I now give a shit about dcor.
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2015, 11:45:32 pm »
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.

THERE'S A LINK TO BUY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE


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Re: Discordian Ads
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2015, 03:44:34 am »
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

A serious commercial should reflect the product and appeal to a certain type of person. I think the book could be summed up with the stereotypical wise little old Asian man reading it briefly, perhaps at breakfast, and squirting tea out of his nose maybe going "hot, hot!" Then being ok with it and going back to the amused laughing he was about to do.

Then the audience may wonder what could be THAT funny.
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2015, 03:53:58 am »
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

A serious commercial should reflect the product and appeal to a certain type of person. I think the book could be summed up with the stereotypical wise little old Asian man reading it briefly, perhaps at breakfast, and squirting tea out of his nose maybe going "hot, hot!" Then being ok with it and going back to the amused laughing he was about to do.

Then the audience may wonder what could be THAT funny.

And you have a little old Asian man you can hire to do that?
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2015, 04:03:10 am »
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

A serious commercial should reflect the product and appeal to a certain type of person. I think the book could be summed up with the stereotypical wise little old Asian man reading it briefly, perhaps at breakfast, and squirting tea out of his nose maybe going "hot, hot!" Then being ok with it and going back to the amused laughing he was about to do.

Then the audience may wonder what could be THAT funny.

And you have a little old Asian man you can hire to do that?

Doesn't everyone?
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