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Charlie Hebdo staff find light relief with pigeon droppings on François Hollande

I propose the formation of the Order of the Holy Pigeon. Also, where in the holy books can I find the proper procedure for starting the canonisation process?
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You think of someone you want to canonize, then you canonize them.

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The trick is finding the proper cannon
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Hm, thinking about this. Would it do?

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I would imagine so.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”