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Proof of KYFMS
« on: February 04, 2015, 02:37:20 am »
Hey!

Haven't posted in a while but wanted to show you this:

http://gawker.com/student-suspended-for-alleged-possession-of-one-ring-to-1683089560

A nine-year-old got suspended for threats of terrorism for threatening to use the One Ring, a weapon that DOESN'T EXIST.

You can get suspended (or arrested) for anything these days.

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Re: Proof of KYFMS
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2015, 04:01:20 am »
I don't know about KYFMS, but I do know that reading the other articles on that site reinforced the concept of hell on earth.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Proof of KYFMS
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2015, 12:51:06 pm »
I just Googled "suspended one ring" and copied the first result.

Sorry.
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Re: Proof of KYFMS
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2015, 11:58:14 pm »
I like the kid in the story though.

Getting suspended for bringing a book to school? Very impressive!
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