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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2015, 06:34:32 pm »
What kind of bitch gets a email sent to them, published it then makes fun of it?

What kind of person self describes themselves as a hardworking, good-hearted, socially conscious lesbian?

What kind of person thinks that strippers are so brave, strong, and talented?

What kind of person thinks other people even care?

Wha?

The person in the story has a high opinion of strippers

Why shouldn't they?

More importantly, why did you focus on the stripper line when Meunster seems to think lesbians can't be good people?

I also noticed the "what kind of bitch" thing.

Missed that on the first couple readthroughs. So much bad in such a compact package!
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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2015, 07:45:45 pm »
He's a pretty unpleasant fellow, from what I can see.

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2015, 01:33:06 am »
Via Cracked I came across this little gem regarding a Jezebel writer and tattoos: https://www.inkedmag.com/cant-get-fucking-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/

tl:dr Jezebel writer wants neck tattoo, artist refuses (as they often do to people who aren't already covered in tats and want a face/neck tattoo), Jezebel writer decides to whip up the internet mob in revenge and mock other people who got tattoos from the artist in question, tattoo artist responds above.
Gotta love people who think they have the right to be OUTRAGED because an artist won't do what they want. ART FOR ME, ART MONKEY! ART NOW!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2015, 01:36:43 am »
What kind of person takes Muenster seriously? As far as I can tell, God put him here for us to mock, as is Her wont.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2015, 02:07:50 am »
What kind of bitch gets a email sent to them, published it then makes fun of it?

What kind of person self describes themselves as a hardworking, good-hearted, socially conscious lesbian?

What kind of person thinks that strippers are so brave, strong, and talented?

What kind of person thinks other people even care?

Wha?

The person in the story has a high opinion of strippers

Why shouldn't they?

More importantly, why did you focus on the stripper line when Meunster seems to think lesbians can't be good people?

I also noticed the "what kind of bitch" thing.

Missed that on the first couple readthroughs. So much bad in such a compact package!

First couple readthroughs? By god, go do something better with your life.
Poe's law ;)

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2015, 03:29:55 am »
What kind of bitch gets a email sent to them, published it then makes fun of it?

What kind of person self describes themselves as a hardworking, good-hearted, socially conscious lesbian?

What kind of person thinks that strippers are so brave, strong, and talented?

What kind of person thinks other people even care?

Wha?

The person in the story has a high opinion of strippers

Why shouldn't they?

More importantly, why did you focus on the stripper line when Meunster seems to think lesbians can't be good people?

I also noticed the "what kind of bitch" thing.

Missed that on the first couple readthroughs. So much bad in such a compact package!

First couple readthroughs? By god, go do something better with your life.

Dude, you got quoted like seven times, with escalating levels of disgust. It ain't rereading if it keeps showing up on the screen.
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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2015, 04:18:57 am »


First couple readthroughs? By god, go do something better with your life.

Eat shit and die.   :lulz:

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2015, 04:20:11 am »
What kind of bitch gets a email sent to them, published it then makes fun of it?

What kind of person self describes themselves as a hardworking, good-hearted, socially conscious lesbian?

What kind of person thinks that strippers are so brave, strong, and talented?

What kind of person thinks other people even care?

Wha?

The person in the story has a high opinion of strippers

Why shouldn't they?

More importantly, why did you focus on the stripper line when Meunster seems to think lesbians can't be good people?

I also noticed the "what kind of bitch" thing.

Missed that on the first couple readthroughs. So much bad in such a compact package!

First couple readthroughs? By god, go do something better with your life.

Dude, you got quoted like seven times, with escalating levels of disgust. It ain't rereading if it keeps showing up on the screen.

That's not really reading though, just skimming, you telling me you don't go "oh, it's that post,I'll skip to the non quoted part"?
Poe's law ;)

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2015, 07:09:35 am »
What kind of bitch gets a email sent to them, published it then makes fun of it?

What kind of person self describes themselves as a hardworking, good-hearted, socially conscious lesbian?

What kind of person thinks that strippers are so brave, strong, and talented?

What kind of person thinks other people even care?

Wha?

The person in the story has a high opinion of strippers

Why shouldn't they?

More importantly, why did you focus on the stripper line when Meunster seems to think lesbians can't be good people?

I also noticed the "what kind of bitch" thing.

Missed that on the first couple readthroughs. So much bad in such a compact package!

First couple readthroughs? By god, go do something better with your life.

Dude, you got quoted like seven times, with escalating levels of disgust. It ain't rereading if it keeps showing up on the screen.

That's not really reading though, just skimming, you telling me you don't go "oh, it's that post,I'll skip to the non quoted part"?

Jesus.  Shut the fuck up, dumbass.

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2015, 07:11:28 am »
Via Cracked I came across this little gem regarding a Jezebel writer and tattoos: https://www.inkedmag.com/cant-get-fucking-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/

tl:dr Jezebel writer wants neck tattoo, artist refuses (as they often do to people who aren't already covered in tats and want a face/neck tattoo), Jezebel writer decides to whip up the internet mob in revenge and mock other people who got tattoos from the artist in question, tattoo artist responds above.
Gotta love people who think they have the right to be OUTRAGED because an artist won't do what they want. ART FOR ME, ART MONKEY! ART NOW!

For a feminist publication, and all the feminist criticisms of capitalism and how it turns women into commodities, some writers at Jezebel are sure happy to do the same to others.

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2015, 02:31:51 pm »
Via Cracked I came across this little gem regarding a Jezebel writer and tattoos: https://www.inkedmag.com/cant-get-fucking-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/

tl:dr Jezebel writer wants neck tattoo, artist refuses (as they often do to people who aren't already covered in tats and want a face/neck tattoo), Jezebel writer decides to whip up the internet mob in revenge and mock other people who got tattoos from the artist in question, tattoo artist responds above.
Gotta love people who think they have the right to be OUTRAGED because an artist won't do what they want. ART FOR ME, ART MONKEY! ART NOW!

For a feminist publication, and all the feminist criticisms of capitalism and how it turns women into commodities, some writers at Jezebel are sure happy to do the same to others.

The problem isn't that people are made into commodities, it's that *I'M* being turned into one!
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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2015, 03:20:54 pm »
What kind of bitch gets a email sent to them, published it then makes fun of it?

What kind of person self describes themselves as a hardworking, good-hearted, socially conscious lesbian?

What kind of person thinks that strippers are so brave, strong, and talented?

What kind of person thinks other people even care?

Wha?

The person in the story has a high opinion of strippers

Why shouldn't they?

More importantly, why did you focus on the stripper line when Meunster seems to think lesbians can't be good people?

I also noticed the "what kind of bitch" thing.

Missed that on the first couple readthroughs. So much bad in such a compact package!

First couple readthroughs? By god, go do something better with your life.

Just because you have to sound it out as you go along doesn't mean anyone else reads that slowly.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2015, 03:23:04 pm »
Via Cracked I came across this little gem regarding a Jezebel writer and tattoos: https://www.inkedmag.com/cant-get-fucking-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/

tl:dr Jezebel writer wants neck tattoo, artist refuses (as they often do to people who aren't already covered in tats and want a face/neck tattoo), Jezebel writer decides to whip up the internet mob in revenge and mock other people who got tattoos from the artist in question, tattoo artist responds above.
Gotta love people who think they have the right to be OUTRAGED because an artist won't do what they want. ART FOR ME, ART MONKEY! ART NOW!

For a feminist publication, and all the feminist criticisms of capitalism and how it turns women into commodities, some writers at Jezebel are sure happy to do the same to others.

Jezebel is a horrible, horrible magazine. It's like Cosmopolitan interbred with Huffpo and Tumblr.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2015, 06:25:59 pm »
Via Cracked I came across this little gem regarding a Jezebel writer and tattoos: https://www.inkedmag.com/cant-get-fucking-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/

tl:dr Jezebel writer wants neck tattoo, artist refuses (as they often do to people who aren't already covered in tats and want a face/neck tattoo), Jezebel writer decides to whip up the internet mob in revenge and mock other people who got tattoos from the artist in question, tattoo artist responds above.
Gotta love people who think they have the right to be OUTRAGED because an artist won't do what they want. ART FOR ME, ART MONKEY! ART NOW!

For a feminist publication, and all the feminist criticisms of capitalism and how it turns women into commodities, some writers at Jezebel are sure happy to do the same to others.

Jezebel is a horrible, horrible magazine. It's like Cosmopolitan interbred with Huffpo and Tumblr.

Was it always like this?  I remember being impressed early on, but I may just have been stupid.

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Re: Jezebel magazine and Mean-Girl Feminism
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2015, 06:36:42 pm »
From 2007-10 it was run by Anna Holmes, who actually had some journalistic credentials (degree in journalism, staff writer for a magazine).

Interestingly, most of the stupid things it has done have been post 2010.