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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #60 on: August 15, 2018, 03:44:43 am »
"The only thing needed for evil to triumph is for good men to imagine that it exists somewhere"
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #61 on: August 17, 2018, 05:08:06 am »
"Nietzsche say: 'One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star'"

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"GWAR say: 'Dedicate your life to porn'"

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"In the land of the dead, the comatose man is king"

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"Where there's a will there's a corpse"
« Last Edit: August 18, 2018, 10:16:41 pm by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2018, 06:43:05 pm »
"Nobody ever died wishing they'd spent more time at the office, except if they drowned at the beach"
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2018, 09:26:04 pm »
"Neitzsche say: 'When a desire to obtain tyrannical power has been awakened in the soul, even a very mediocre talent becomes an almost irresistible force.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'He who lives by fighting with an enemy has an interest in the preservation of the enemy's life.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'When a man roars with laughter he surpasses all the animals by his vulgarity.'"

"Neitzeche say: 'We sometimes remain faithful to a cause merely because its opponents never cease to be insipid.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'There are people who wish to make human life harder for no other reason than to be able afterwards to offer men their life-alleviating religiosity'"

"Neitzsche say: 'Whoever thinks much is unsuitable for a partisan; his thinking leads him too quickly beyond the party.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'The disciples of a martyr suffer more than the martyr.'"

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"Your butt can't get pregnant"
« Last Edit: September 03, 2018, 04:21:16 pm by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #64 on: September 19, 2018, 05:44:25 am »
"Being a sociopath means never having to say you're sorry"
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a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #65 on: September 26, 2018, 04:51:31 am »
"Dying is easy, killing is hard"

"There is no greater pleasure than to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"

"Enjoy the good luck ritual sacrifice brings you"

"If summer comes can autumn be far behind?"

"The woman you desire is actually a man"

"Your shoe fetish will make you happy today"

"You will marry a loser"

"Beware the Ides of March"

"If winter comes can black ice be far behind"

"A heart bypass will prevent serious trouble"

"Nothing astonishes men so much as necromancy"

"Keep your eye out for the police"

"Lao Tzu say: 'Fortune telling is the beginning of folly'"

"Today it is up to you to create the trade war you long for"

"A chance meeting will cost you your wallet"

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"Compliance will be rewarded"

"Dying is easy, murdering is hard"

"Time flies when you're blackout drunk"

"Never underestimate the extent of human cruelty"

"Death lasts forever"

"Life is beautiful, taking life is more beautiful"

"Qoheleth say: 'With an abundance of wisdom comes an abundance of grief'"

"When the shit hits the fan everyone gets covered"

"Ben Franklin say: 'Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead'"

"If you speak honestly people will judge your opinions"
« Last Edit: September 26, 2018, 05:26:09 pm by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #66 on: September 26, 2018, 06:20:20 pm »
 "There is no cookie"
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2018, 06:44:57 pm »
"Pain is just your soul leaving your body"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #68 on: November 30, 2018, 06:30:23 am »
The flesh is very strong.
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #69 on: November 30, 2018, 06:08:05 pm »
How am I not myself?
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #70 on: November 30, 2018, 07:36:37 pm »
There goes your bliss.
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #71 on: December 01, 2018, 12:53:16 am »
"Your love is unrequited."

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