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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2015, 07:19:21 pm »
I have these horrible urges.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2015, 08:31:38 pm »
I'm not usually like this.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2015, 09:38:05 pm »
I usually have fewer legs.


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2015, 10:55:51 pm »
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2015, 11:17:28 pm »
Her eyes widened in anticipation.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2015, 02:28:56 am »
I can't find the baby.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2015, 04:24:50 am »
I know what I'm doing
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2015, 05:04:03 am »
 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2015, 05:34:59 am »
Carpal tunnel; sex life over.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:41 am »
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2015, 01:49:19 pm »
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.

sounds more like an eldritch love story.
Poe's law ;)

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2015, 02:09:23 pm »
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.

sounds more like an eldritch love story.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2015, 02:18:08 pm »
This isn't my real face.
I'm sure it'll stop that.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2015, 06:24:30 am »
I love the Food Babe.
All of them were reelected.
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I think those are teeth.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2015, 11:59:45 am »
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.

sounds more like an eldritch love story.

HA!  :lulz:
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