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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2015, 01:07:21 pm »
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2015, 01:14:41 pm »
Airlock broke, screaming.

No sound.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2015, 01:19:57 pm »
A five word horror story for the SJW niche market:

"It is just a suffix."
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2015, 02:11:13 pm »
The sun didn't rise today.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2015, 03:08:07 pm »
The sun didn't rise today.

Norway lost its sun license.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2015, 03:10:14 pm »
And then, Tucson got jealous...

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2015, 05:46:11 pm »
It had been an eye.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2015, 06:59:45 pm »
The sun didn't rise today.

Norway lost its sun license.

In other news, Tuscons spreads.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2015, 07:26:05 pm »
That came outta my butt.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2015, 07:46:58 pm »
That came outta my butt.

Howl's heading to the bathroom.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2015, 07:59:53 pm »
Portland is clean and nice.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2015, 08:01:50 pm »
No one sees colour here.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2015, 09:07:00 pm »
I know you'll appreciate this.

Just had this crazy idea.

just this

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2015, 09:09:09 pm »
This won't hurt a bit

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2015, 09:15:00 pm »
Could it be possible that
just this