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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #480 on: May 22, 2017, 10:42:46 pm »
And we didn't even try.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #481 on: May 23, 2017, 03:52:32 am »
Only little people pay taxes.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation attributed to Leona Helmsley.)

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #482 on: May 23, 2017, 04:54:54 pm »
Humanity's a self-correcting problem.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #483 on: May 23, 2017, 07:38:35 pm »
Ignorance as legitimate as knowledge.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Isaac Asimov.)

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #484 on: May 25, 2017, 07:15:30 pm »
Against stupidity even gods struggle.

   (The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Schiller.)

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #485 on: June 01, 2017, 03:21:43 am »
What goes around comes around.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #486 on: June 06, 2017, 01:03:13 am »
Karma is really a bitch.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #487 on: June 06, 2017, 01:12:20 am »
Other, equally-valid theories exist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #488 on: June 06, 2017, 06:03:28 pm »
They know where you live.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #489 on: June 13, 2017, 05:02:13 pm »
Itís not me, itís you.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #490 on: June 14, 2017, 06:28:31 am »
Jesus does not love you.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #491 on: June 15, 2017, 06:08:53 pm »
The rules have been changed.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #492 on: June 15, 2017, 06:47:14 pm »
America's only legacy is Snuggies.
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Re: Five word horror
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #494 on: June 15, 2017, 10:01:58 pm »
You are my science project.