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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #525 on: September 28, 2017, 02:30:49 pm »
The President has no knowledge …

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #526 on: September 28, 2017, 09:46:36 pm »
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #527 on: September 29, 2017, 01:37:21 pm »
We’ve entered Gilded Age II.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #528 on: October 03, 2017, 04:54:52 pm »
NRA money is blood money.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #529 on: October 14, 2017, 06:34:50 pm »
TGRR did not really die.

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« Reply #530 on: November 09, 2017, 03:02:21 am »
Going out with a whimper.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #531 on: November 11, 2017, 07:01:56 pm »
The death of the forum.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #532 on: February 25, 2018, 07:21:58 am »
The NRA enables mass murder.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #533 on: February 25, 2018, 09:12:43 am »
Eris smiled at President Trump
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #534 on: February 26, 2018, 12:02:17 am »
Eris smiled at President Trump

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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #535 on: March 10, 2018, 02:39:48 pm »
Your concern belongs to us.
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« Reply #536 on: March 12, 2018, 05:55:24 am »
The President has no knowledge …
The president has no heart
The president has no soul
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #537 on: March 17, 2018, 04:08:21 pm »
The Manchurian Candidate actually happened
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #538 on: March 17, 2018, 11:51:53 pm »
....T'was. No. Toilet. Paper. Left.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #539 on: March 19, 2018, 11:32:24 am »
warning, incoming game...” was heard
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