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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #540 on: April 28, 2018, 04:44:37 pm »
The Human Condition mostly sucks.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #541 on: April 28, 2018, 05:52:14 pm »
The Human Condition is infectious
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #542 on: April 28, 2018, 05:53:42 pm »
Internet is a disease vector
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #543 on: April 28, 2018, 08:17:04 pm »
Computer virus claims first human
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They donít fall out of the sky. They donít pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. Itís what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youíre going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #544 on: April 29, 2018, 07:05:09 am »
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #545 on: April 30, 2018, 09:54:33 pm »
Guns banned at NRA forum.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #546 on: May 16, 2018, 08:52:19 am »
Being the membrane of eternity
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #547 on: May 18, 2018, 08:52:11 pm »
The NRA now claims victimhood.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #548 on: May 20, 2018, 10:09:44 pm »
A plutocracy has been empowered.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #549 on: May 22, 2018, 08:38:06 am »
Now we only make weapons.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #550 on: June 26, 2018, 09:18:11 am »
Winning is a mining shaft
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #551 on: June 28, 2018, 01:12:42 am »
Suddenly, thousand zombie racoons attack.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #552 on: June 28, 2018, 01:22:46 am »
Man has two left hands.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #553 on: June 28, 2018, 01:25:50 am »
Giant Mutated Flying Wasp Spiders
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #554 on: June 28, 2018, 01:43:13 am »
Elections often have dire consequences.