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2016 thread
« on: May 05, 2015, 08:28:13 pm »
Since the candidates insist on announcing 18 months ahead of time, let's get started.

Huckabee announced (again) today, as did Carly Fiorina.

Huckabee is basically the Harold Stassen of Crazytown.

Anyway, that means the running is:

Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Mike Huckabee
Carly Fiorina
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Ted Cruz
Chris Christie
Jeb Bush
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Lindsey Graham
Bobby Jindal
John Kasich
George Pataki
Donald Trump
Scott Walker
Rick Scott
Mark Everson
Jeff Fellure
John Bolton (!!!)
Bob Erlich
Jim Gilmore
Peter King
Rick Snyder

25 candidates!  LOL.
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Re: 2016 thread
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 08:29:30 pm »
Carly Fiorina - she'll do for the USA what she did to Hewlett Packard!




....will be the slogan of her enemies.

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Re: 2016 thread
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2015, 08:48:32 pm »
Carly Fiorina - she'll do for the USA what she did to Hewlett Packard!




....will be the slogan of her enemies.

They have two soccer teams and 3 referees.  All of whom are wearing clown shoes.
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Re: 2016 thread
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2015, 10:22:23 pm »
It makes 2012's lineup look extremely strong by comparison.

Then again, the Dems aren't looking too hot either.  There's Clinton, of course.  I like Sanders, best man in the Senate by far, but he's never going to get national traction.  Warren's a future contender, somewhere down the line and....yeah.  2024's gonna be a hell of a year.