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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #105 on: June 18, 2015, 11:50:27 am »
But what would it take to get you to applaud "his" hair?
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #106 on: June 18, 2015, 05:46:10 pm »
"He" is the hair. The rest of "him" is a poorly made prosthetic.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #107 on: June 18, 2015, 06:56:20 pm »
And you don't think that a toupee deserves a chance to be president? Fucking sentientist.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #108 on: June 18, 2015, 11:56:29 pm »
Hey, some of my best friends are inanimate.  :argh!:

I was pointing this out to illustrate the difficulties that that brave hairpiece has had to overcome.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #109 on: June 19, 2015, 12:43:07 am »
That "brave" hairpiece? Yea, like it's so difficult to be a 1% toupee... The shampoos, the helicopter rides, the salt spray in the hair on the yacht rides... Such a hard life.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #110 on: June 19, 2015, 03:26:48 am »
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