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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #150 on: August 15, 2015, 11:55:06 pm »
Senator Sanders wins. Hillary Clinton falls down a flight a stairs while you watch across the street eating a hamburger. You have receptors for neutrinos and can taste them raining through your body when you close your eyes. I give you a hamburger. The flesh of racists and the unrepentant one percenters are served in bearnaise sauce at an international celebration. A small library in Tuscon ceases to exist. The structures of oppression and hegemony vibrate at a perfect E flat major as they dissolve from existence. I die and my soul starts a job at a small library in Tuscon.
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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #151 on: August 15, 2015, 11:57:05 pm »
Senator Sanders wins. Hillary Clinton falls down a flight a stairs while you watch across the street eating a hamburger. You have receptors for neutrinos and can taste them raining through your body when you close your eyes. I give you a hamburger. The flesh of racists and the unrepentant one percenters are served in bearnaise sauce at an international celebration. A small library in Tuscon ceases to exist. The structures of oppression and hegemony vibrate at a perfect E flat major as they dissolve from existence. I die and my soul starts a job at a small library in Tuscon.

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"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #152 on: August 16, 2015, 12:30:23 am »
Senator Sanders wins. Hillary Clinton falls down a flight a stairs while you watch across the street eating a hamburger. You have receptors for neutrinos and can taste them raining through your body when you close your eyes. I give you a hamburger. The flesh of racists and the unrepentant one percenters are served in bearnaise sauce at an international celebration. A small library in Tuscon ceases to exist. The structures of oppression and hegemony vibrate at a perfect E flat major as they dissolve from existence. I die and my soul starts a job at a small library in Tuscon.

Can I use this elsewhere for... fuck I don't even know what, I just want it.
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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #153 on: August 16, 2015, 01:00:34 am »
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Senator Sanders wins. Hillary Clinton falls down a flight a stairs while you watch across the street eating a hamburger. You have receptors for neutrinos and can taste them raining through your body when you close your eyes. I give you a hamburger. The flesh of racists and the unrepentant one percenters are served in bearnaise sauce at an international celebration. A small library in Tuscon ceases to exist. The structures of oppression and hegemony vibrate at a perfect E flat major as they dissolve from existence. I die and my soul starts a job at a small library in Tuscon.

Can I use this elsewhere for... fuck I don't even know what, I just want it.

You can use it however you'd like.
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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #154 on: August 16, 2015, 01:19:44 pm »
Is that a two-cuil or a three-cuil election?

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #155 on: August 16, 2015, 11:03:32 pm »
Senator Sanders wins. Hillary Clinton falls down a flight a stairs while you watch across the street eating a hamburger. You have receptors for neutrinos and can taste them raining through your body when you close your eyes. I give you a hamburger. The flesh of racists and the unrepentant one percenters are served in bearnaise sauce at an international celebration. A small library in Tuscon ceases to exist. The structures of oppression and hegemony vibrate at a perfect E flat major as they dissolve from existence. I die and my soul starts a job at a small library in Tuscon.

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #156 on: September 02, 2015, 03:44:55 pm »
Troll vote of 2016. Voter Senpai who will make anime real, or trump who will restore America to the good old days. Really would like trump to win so when he hands the treasury over to his corporate pals. Riots occur nationwide.

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #157 on: September 02, 2015, 05:26:44 pm »
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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.

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- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #158 on: September 02, 2015, 05:29:45 pm »
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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.

This was some mullet-wearing freak in Mobile talking to Navkat.

Hahaha, what?
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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #159 on: September 02, 2015, 05:37:02 pm »
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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.

This was some mullet-wearing freak in Mobile talking to Navkat.

Hahaha, what?

It doesn't mean anything; the person who said it is just insane. It's a pjenomenon called "word salad"
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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #160 on: September 02, 2015, 05:51:22 pm »
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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.This is totally the best way to be openly racist.

This was some mullet-wearing freak in Mobile talking to Navkat.

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #161 on: September 02, 2015, 07:05:39 pm »
Best Trump apologist of the week:

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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.

This was some mullet-wearing freak in Mobile talking to Navkat.

Hahaha, what?

It doesn't mean anything; the person who said it is just insane. It's a pjenomenon called "word salad"

What?
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
- Junkenstien

"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #162 on: September 02, 2015, 07:06:01 pm »
Best Trump apologist of the week:

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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.This is totally the best way to be openly racist.

This was some mullet-wearing freak in Mobile talking to Navkat.

FXT

Well, yeah.  "Mobile".
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
- Junkenstien

"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #163 on: September 23, 2015, 05:41:22 pm »
Best Trump apologist of the week:

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Yeah, he sucks, but he has the jobs and we need to stop the bleeding.

This was some mullet-wearing freak in Mobile talking to Navkat.

Hahaha, what?

It doesn't mean anything; the person who said it is just insane. It's a pjenomenon called "word salad"

What?

The quote about bleeding and jobs. It's just words meaninglessly strung together; a common symptom of schizophrenia and of damage to the language centers of the brain.
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a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Calling it now: Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2016.
« Reply #164 on: September 23, 2015, 05:53:09 pm »
People are actually going to vote for trump.

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