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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2015, 06:59:27 pm »
Time to start digging, I guess.
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 pm »
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2015, 10:28:01 pm »
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?

I am a kook magnet.  Seriously.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2015, 04:42:53 pm »
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?

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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2015, 04:04:55 am »
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2015, 10:51:45 am »
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?

Roger is a windmill.

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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2015, 04:27:11 pm »
Fnord you Harder then The Philosophers Stone.
Can of Fish.
Aliester Crowley wrote in one of his books, The Fish, Do not think.
You are Aliester Crowley Fish.
Fish are Food.
Between Lions and Lambs.
You are Nieve, Mortal Slave.
From whence you came.
You came from above.
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2015, 06:48:48 pm »
Can fish?

Can dog food?

Can vegetables?
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2015, 07:23:33 pm »
Canned fish

Canned dog food

Canned vegetables
Poe's law ;)

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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2015, 03:38:56 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU
"I Fucking Hate You"


For everything you do
 I'd like to swallow you
 And everyday I'm gonna blame you
 Even if you justify
 Every fucking bullshit lie
 It only makes me want to break you
 You pull me down
 And you crucify my name
 You make me insane
 It's broken now
 Don't ever look my way
 Don't even think I'm playin'
 'Cause I fucking hate you
 You're such a liar
 And I love to hate you
 You're all the same to me
 When you repeatedly
 Take advantage of me
 The only thought I get of you sickens me
 Everybody knows you're fake
 You're everything I fucking hate
 And I'm everything that you could never be
 You pull me down
 And you crucify my name
 You make me insane
 It's broken now
 Don't ever look my way
 Don't even think I'm playin'
 'Cause I fucking hate you
 You're such a liar
 And I love to hate you
 You're all the same to me
 I fucking hate you
 You're such a liar
 And I love to hate you
 You're all the same to me
 (Fuck you)
 (Fuck you)
 (Fuck you)
 You pull me down
 And you crucify my name
 You make me insane
 It's broken now
 Don't ever look my way
 Don't even think I'm playin'
 'Cause I fucking hate you
 You're such a liar
 And I love to hate you
 You're all the same to me
 And I fucking hate you
 You're such a liar
 And I love to hate you
 You're all the same to me
 Fuck you (fuck you)
 Fuck you (fuck you)
 Fuck you (fuck you)
 Fuck you (fuck you)

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2015, 09:07:20 am »
Was that all in my living room?  Because that's step one.
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2015, 07:02:03 pm »
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck

 :lulz: makes me laugh every time
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2015, 04:24:58 pm »
No Democrats.
No Hippies.
No furries.
No illiterate niggers.
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2015, 06:11:29 pm »
You're adorable.
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Re: Im not dIscordIan
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2015, 06:21:23 pm »
I dunno, Hoopla.  I think they may be 2edgy4me.