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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #330 on: September 22, 2015, 05:29:58 pm »
You would crumple into nothing after a week of warfare. Fact.
Assumption* I once slid into a pool a metre(s) deep without a second thought just for thrills, even though I couldn't swim. Managed to still pull myself to the edge, I got persistent/nearly unbreakable endurance. Before all of a sudden deciding to go again with same effect and survived. I NEVER go down in anything without a struggle/fight.

HOLY SHIT, you got into three feet of water? A THREE FOOT DEEP POOL OF WATER???

You... you... you... THRILLSEEKER, you!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #331 on: September 22, 2015, 06:24:59 pm »
Waist deep water is pretty hardcore.

Also I like how his counter to "you wouldn't last a week in a war" is "I do dumbass things without thinking them through".

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #332 on: September 22, 2015, 06:26:20 pm »
I could fight in a ground war.  Once, I ate six chili dogs.  In a row!

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #333 on: September 22, 2015, 06:27:15 pm »
I could fight in a ground war.  Once, I ate six chili dogs.  In a row!

I can eat a whole Chilotle burrito in under 12 bites. I'm basically Rambo, but cooler.

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #334 on: September 22, 2015, 06:29:31 pm »
I once ate so many oranges...
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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #335 on: September 22, 2015, 06:41:28 pm »
You must be such a goddam pill at parties.
I said nothing about wearing body armor and carrying a firearm in a bathtub. Only that I would not let any random strangers into my private space and am fearful of allowing it. Always having this natural instinct.

But during very high profile activities or alone meetings with a suspicious stranger, possibly have them.

 :lulz: :lulz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvhwMeHp1Yg

Besides, wouldn't your natural instincts and thought-forms warn you about having alone meetings with suspicious strangers? It seems counter to all these revolutionizing tips you've been handing out. If anything, wouldn't you just send your thought form to meet with the suspicious stranger?

What if I'm on the phone with a suspicious stranger? Should I let them know I am currently brandishing a weapon? What if it's a conference call, so then I wouldn't be alone?
]Go talk to your average mainstream person

What if they are a stranger? Should I put on my body armor first?
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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #336 on: September 22, 2015, 06:42:42 pm »
I could fight in a ground war.  Once, I ate six chili dogs.  In a row!

Thats actually a much more considerable accomplishment than anything CA has mentioned thus far.
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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #337 on: September 22, 2015, 06:47:02 pm »
You would crumple into nothing after a week of warfare. Fact.
Assumption* I once slid into a pool a metre(s) deep without a second thought just for thrills, even though I couldn't swim. Managed to still pull myself to the edge, I got persistent/nearly unbreakable endurance. Before all of a sudden deciding to go again with same effect and survived. I NEVER go down in anything without a struggle/fight.

HOLY SHIT, you got into three feet of water? A THREE FOOT DEEP POOL OF WATER???

You... you... you... THRILLSEEKER, you!

 :lol:

Pfft that's nothing. A few weeks ago I was feeling dangerous so I stood in a 3-foot pool of water, except that sometimes there were WAVES and I got splashed all the way up to my shoulders!! Totally ready for war.

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #338 on: September 22, 2015, 06:56:01 pm »

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #339 on: September 22, 2015, 07:04:34 pm »

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #340 on: September 22, 2015, 07:17:04 pm »
I once strolled into an ambush involving two-stage suicide bombers and snipers because I saw something shiny and didn't think about what I was doing.

It was alright though, because I had body armour and a Glock.

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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #341 on: September 22, 2015, 07:21:58 pm »
This one time, without even thinking about it first, I climbed a big rock and sat at the top to watch the sun set.

I'll be on the elite assassin task force, for sure.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #342 on: September 22, 2015, 07:27:41 pm »
 :eek: You humble me. That's some hardcore shit right there.
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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #343 on: September 22, 2015, 07:50:42 pm »
When I go to the dentist.  I don't ask for a sticker or lolly afterwards. I'll be a terrorist in no time.
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Re: Australia: The World H.Q of Order?
« Reply #344 on: September 22, 2015, 08:01:35 pm »
I spent 10 years in the infantry, a year and change as a cop, a couple of years as a mook, and 15 years learning how everything works, industry-wise.

This qualifies me to be a sheep.  Baa.  BAA, I SAY!
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