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« on: September 24, 2015, 04:48:42 am »
So I made a few clocks recently.

My teachers didn't like them.
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2015, 06:06:55 am »
I think it would be funny if a person were to get arrested and detained for an exceptionally intricate steampunk fetish. They might accidentally, but actually, bring a bomb to school made of clockwork when they decide to misuse a large high-pressure CO2 canister to grossly overpower a VERY poorly designed apparatus intended to be decorative and cool looking. Good thing it exploded in the steampunker's locker when the evil and repressive regime running the school told him, forced him, to remove it while in class. Could bury a bunch of brass gears in a brick wall if they were heavy and sharp enough.

 So you know Meunster I'm going pretty far from an actual parody or "fan fiction" with the story of Barry, but I will eventually get a similar concept short story that is a bit of intentional parody out first. See, if it was "ME" sending an angel into your "life" I wouldn't send a Cherub. That would just be silly, and I could use a good warm up story to get me started.  :)
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2015, 04:41:57 pm »
I think it would be funny if a person were to get arrested and detained for an exceptionally intricate steampunk fetish. They might accidentally, but actually, bring a bomb to school made of clockwork when they decide to misuse a large high-pressure CO2 canister to grossly overpower a VERY poorly designed apparatus intended to be decorative and cool looking. Good thing it exploded in the steampunker's locker when the evil and repressive regime running the school told him, forced him, to remove it while in class. Could bury a bunch of brass gears in a brick wall if they were heavy and sharp enough.

 So you know Meunster I'm going pretty far from an actual parody or "fan fiction" with the story of Barry, but I will eventually get a similar concept short story that is a bit of intentional parody out first. See, if it was "ME" sending an angel into your "life" I wouldn't send a Cherub. That would just be silly, and I could use a good warm up story to get me started.  :)

How can you slam the steampunk community so hard in one paragraph?

Also cool, I turned the idea into a mlp fanfic and am giving updates to my small fanbase of autistic neets who will suck dick for green.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2015, 10:22:41 pm »
I think it would be funny if a person were to get arrested and detained for an exceptionally intricate steampunk fetish. They might accidentally, but actually, bring a bomb to school made of clockwork when they decide to misuse a large high-pressure CO2 canister to grossly overpower a VERY poorly designed apparatus intended to be decorative and cool looking. Good thing it exploded in the steampunker's locker when the evil and repressive regime running the school told him, forced him, to remove it while in class. Could bury a bunch of brass gears in a brick wall if they were heavy and sharp enough.

 So you know Meunster I'm going pretty far from an actual parody or "fan fiction" with the story of Barry, but I will eventually get a similar concept short story that is a bit of intentional parody out first. See, if it was "ME" sending an angel into your "life" I wouldn't send a Cherub. That would just be silly, and I could use a good warm up story to get me started.  :)

How can you slam the steampunk community so hard in one paragraph?

Also cool, I turned the idea into a mlp fanfic and am giving updates to my small fanbase of autistic neets who will suck dick for green.

Because I like steampunk and am subconsciously conflicted from all the repression.

Have at. Also tricking autistic people into sexual favors with their favorite color is extra squicky Muenster.

What's a "neet"?
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2015, 10:48:23 pm »
I think it would be funny if a person were to get arrested and detained for an exceptionally intricate steampunk fetish. They might accidentally, but actually, bring a bomb to school made of clockwork when they decide to misuse a large high-pressure CO2 canister to grossly overpower a VERY poorly designed apparatus intended to be decorative and cool looking. Good thing it exploded in the steampunker's locker when the evil and repressive regime running the school told him, forced him, to remove it while in class. Could bury a bunch of brass gears in a brick wall if they were heavy and sharp enough.

 So you know Meunster I'm going pretty far from an actual parody or "fan fiction" with the story of Barry, but I will eventually get a similar concept short story that is a bit of intentional parody out first. See, if it was "ME" sending an angel into your "life" I wouldn't send a Cherub. That would just be silly, and I could use a good warm up story to get me started.  :)

How can you slam the steampunk community so hard in one paragraph?

Also cool, I turned the idea into a mlp fanfic and am giving updates to my small fanbase of autistic neets who will suck dick for green.

Because I like steampunk and am subconsciously conflicted from all the repression.

Have at. Also tricking autistic people into sexual favors with their favorite color is extra squicky Muenster.

What's a "neet"?

Shit, gotta tone down the 4chan lingo.
Green is just stories on 4chan the stories have a weird format and are in green text.
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Re: clocks
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2015, 10:52:01 pm »
Cutting down the 4chan lingo is simply good life advice.

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2015, 01:52:21 am »
Just cut down 4chan.

That said, sometimes the green text stories are pretty funny:


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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2015, 02:03:10 am »
Cutting down the 4chan lingo is simply good life advice.
I never say the lingo irl, that's autistic,  but you guys act like 4chan so much so didn't notice. Or care at the time.
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Re: clocks
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2015, 02:31:55 am »
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2015, 02:43:32 am »
Cutting down the 4chan lingo is simply good life advice.
I never say the lingo irl, that's autistic,  but you guys act like 4chan so much so didn't notice. Or care at the time.

Told you guys he'd flip back to being an asshole.  :boring:
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Re: clocks
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2015, 04:35:21 am »
Cutting down the 4chan lingo is simply good life advice.
I never say the lingo irl, that's autistic,  but you guys act like 4chan so much so didn't notice. Or care at the time.

Told you guys he'd flip back to being an asshole.  :boring:

I flip back and forth.  But in words I'm normally an ass, but actions I'm quite pleasant.
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Re: clocks
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2015, 04:39:44 am »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

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Re: clocks
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2015, 05:11:31 am »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

Yep.
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