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Re: clocks
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2015, 05:15:35 am »
And yet...

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Re: clocks
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2015, 11:54:29 am »
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Re: clocks
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2015, 06:25:42 pm »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"
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Re: clocks
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2015, 07:10:35 pm »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

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Re: clocks
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2015, 07:42:08 pm »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet. 
Poe's law ;)

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Re: clocks
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2015, 07:44:44 pm »
Here's the thing, Muenster:  Nobody is going to seriously engage in a conversation with someone who will go from "reasonable" to "sarcastically trying to humiliate you" three times a day with no warning.

I don't know if you're trying to be edgy or if there's something wrong with you.  I don't care.  You aren't fun to talk to, because of it.
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Re: clocks
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2015, 07:50:53 pm »
Here's the thing, Muenster:  Nobody is going to seriously engage in a conversation with someone who will go from "reasonable" to "sarcastically trying to humiliate you" three times a day with no warning.

I don't know if you're trying to be edgy or if there's something wrong with you.  I don't care.  You aren't fun to talk to, because of it.

Probably just I've learned to chat in a way that doesn't mesh with yours.

But I just a humble mind, and the more of your conversations I feed on the more I will become what I eat. And in under a month I will blend in and be a pleasant human being.
Poe's law ;)

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Re: clocks
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2015, 07:54:06 pm »
Here's the thing, Muenster:  Nobody is going to seriously engage in a conversation with someone who will go from "reasonable" to "sarcastically trying to humiliate you" three times a day with no warning.

I don't know if you're trying to be edgy or if there's something wrong with you.  I don't care.  You aren't fun to talk to, because of it.

Probably just I've learned to chat in a way that doesn't mesh with yours.

But I just a humble mind, and the more of your conversations I feed on the more I will become what I eat. And in under a month I will blend in and be a pleasant human being.

Bullshit.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: clocks
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2015, 07:55:27 pm »


Probably just I've learned to chat in a way that doesn't mesh with yours.

Fair enough.  You were a 4Chan monkey, so I can see that.  Doesn't change anything.

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But I just a humble mind, and the more of your conversations I feed on the more I will become what I eat. And in under a month I will blend in and be a pleasant human being.

Not likely.
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Re: clocks
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2015, 07:55:43 pm »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet.

That's irrelevant. The point is, we aren't interacting in person so it doesn't fucking matter what you're like in person. At all. The only thing that's relevant here is how you interact here.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: clocks
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2015, 07:56:54 pm »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet.

That's irrelevant. The point is, we aren't interacting in person so it doesn't fucking matter what you're like in person. At all. The only thing that's relevant here is how you interact here.

He knows this.  To him, though, this is getting attention.  Even if it's the wrong kind of attention.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: clocks
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2015, 07:58:30 pm »
Though I will say that I have met many people irl who I initially liked online, and now we are friends. Including the man with whom I share a bed. So, not being socially repugnant online does have irl ramifications.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: clocks
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2015, 08:01:09 pm »
Well your words are basically your actions here dumbass.

I am not sure why this concept is so hard for so many people to absorb.

"You'd like me irl"

"YEAH BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS IT?"

"Do I risk wasting my time meeting with a dumbass from the internet who has demonstrated the social graces of a pigeon with diarrhea, or someone whose online persona seems likeable?"

THE CHOICE IS JUST TOO FUCKING HARD

I never said we should meet.

That's irrelevant. The point is, we aren't interacting in person so it doesn't fucking matter what you're like in person. At all. The only thing that's relevant here is how you interact here.

He knows this.  To him, though, this is getting attention.  Even if it's the wrong kind of attention.

Eh. From what I gather, he's only maybe 19. So there's hope for him, once he stops being so afraid of having his ego bruised if he lets down the internet twit persona and is a genuine person for longer than a drunk minute.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: clocks
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2015, 08:06:17 pm »
Though I will say that I have met many people irl who I initially liked online, and now we are friends. Including the man with whom I share a bed. So, not being socially repugnant online does have irl ramifications.

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Re: clocks
« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2015, 08:16:01 pm »
Though I will say that I have met many people irl who I initially liked online, and now we are friends. Including the man with whom I share a bed. So, not being socially repugnant online does have irl ramifications.

* Q. G. Pennyworth starts being nicer to Nigel

 :lol: That won't change things much because I already think you're awesome.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.