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Meunster

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Re: How to tell your GM is Defective
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2015, 01:30:54 am »
When he won't paint an accurate picture of how you seduced a dragon with a nat 20.

"Minor sexual fun"
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Re: How to tell your GM is Defective
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2015, 03:53:26 am »
When he won't paint an accurate picture of how you seduced a dragon with a nat 20.

"Minor sexual fun"

Anyone who wants to roleplay sex in a hack & slash game.
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Re: How to tell your GM is Defective
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2015, 04:53:15 am »
When he won't paint an accurate picture of how you seduced a dragon with a nat 20.

"Minor sexual fun"

Anyone who wants to roleplay sex in a hack & slash game.
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Re: How to tell your GM is Defective
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2015, 05:47:36 am »
Anyone up for a game of f.a.t.a.l on roll20?
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