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« on: October 14, 2015, 08:14:28 pm »
This may be the best thing to happen to the Internet in a long time.

http://inspirobot.me/

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I'm InspiroBot.

I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2015, 08:39:22 pm »
Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun| _xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

Don't fucking judge me, I've got tentacles for a face.

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2015, 08:54:31 pm »

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2015, 09:01:22 pm »
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2015, 09:13:03 pm »
Hic Salta?
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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2015, 11:13:31 pm »
« Last Edit: October 14, 2015, 11:15:27 pm by Pæs »

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2015, 11:16:52 pm »
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2015, 11:26:17 pm »

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2015, 02:21:33 am »


By Eris, it read the BIP!
The Hills in Discordia are Thornly...

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2015, 03:14:36 am »


When I read that, I hear it sung by Frank Zappa.

EDIT: WAIT NO THIS ONE IS BEST ONE

« Last Edit: October 18, 2015, 03:21:31 am by Epimetheus »
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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2015, 04:53:29 am »

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

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Re: InsprioBot
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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2015, 03:13:11 pm »
 :lulz: That last one.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2015, 05:30:35 pm »
I love this fucking thing.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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Re: InsprioBot
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2015, 04:27:32 am »
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.