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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2015, 07:09:31 am »
Lately it's been far too much convenience food from a rather awesome gas station chain here in LaX. It's been much pancake& sausage on a stick and/or croissant, egg, sausage, and cheese sandwiches with Sirracha ketchup, jalapeño relish, and mayo, sometimes an omelet on a bagel with similar condiments. Much free coffee from work too. My shift starts around 1130am and I often come in up to an hour early to acclimate myself and drink the unlimited coffee made available.

It's been a good year for breakfast, bad year for my waistline. When I first took the job it was A LOT of hard, fast labor and like 7+ miles (usually much more) of walking around the hospital. Now I drive a truck and do mostly wash&dry processing in the evening in the facility building. This requires a lot of strength and coordination, but the cardio isn't there and it shows.

Jesus, pancake and sausage on a stick? Do people really eat that? It sounds horrific.

Imagine a corndog with a delicious breakfast sausage instead of hotdog, but wrapped in pancake batter not cornmeal batter. They're absolutely decadent.

Horrifically bad for me though, for sure. Mmmm... deadly..

Oh god, I loathe corndogs.

What is it you find loathsome?

The sweet, oily, slightly crunchy crust that contains a moist corn cake engulfing in turn a pink, salty, soft, fatty, bland meat puree product impaled on a stick. It smells like ham and cornbread, but when you put it in your mouth and grind it between your molars the corn cake layer becomes gummy while the meat puree is restored to the native paste-like consistency from whence it came, forming a lima-bean-shaped wad in the mouth of the hopeful eater, defying attempts to swallow.

This vivid (and nauseating) description is the delight of this thread.
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2015, 07:25:10 am »
Lately it's been far too much convenience food from a rather awesome gas station chain here in LaX. It's been much pancake& sausage on a stick and/or croissant, egg, sausage, and cheese sandwiches with Sirracha ketchup, jalapeño relish, and mayo, sometimes an omelet on a bagel with similar condiments. Much free coffee from work too. My shift starts around 1130am and I often come in up to an hour early to acclimate myself and drink the unlimited coffee made available.

It's been a good year for breakfast, bad year for my waistline. When I first took the job it was A LOT of hard, fast labor and like 7+ miles (usually much more) of walking around the hospital. Now I drive a truck and do mostly wash&dry processing in the evening in the facility building. This requires a lot of strength and coordination, but the cardio isn't there and it shows.

Jesus, pancake and sausage on a stick? Do people really eat that? It sounds horrific.

Imagine a corndog with a delicious breakfast sausage instead of hotdog, but wrapped in pancake batter not cornmeal batter. They're absolutely decadent.

Horrifically bad for me though, for sure. Mmmm... deadly..

Oh god, I loathe corndogs.

What is it you find loathsome?

The sweet, oily, slightly crunchy crust that contains a moist corn cake engulfing in turn a pink, salty, soft, fatty, bland meat puree product impaled on a stick. It smells like ham and cornbread, but when you put it in your mouth and grind it between your molars the corn cake layer becomes gummy while the meat puree is restored to the native paste-like consistency from whence it came, forming a lima-bean-shaped wad in the mouth of the hopeful eater, defying attempts to swallow.

This vivid (and nauseating) description is the delight of this thread.

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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2015, 08:11:53 pm »
Usually Pop-Tarts and soda for me. Sometimes leftover pizza. Occasionally waffles wih entirely too much butter and brown sugar if I have extra time on my hands
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2015, 10:39:09 pm »
I'm starting to wonder if I'm kind of diabetic.
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2015, 04:08:06 am »
Breakfast:

wake up late as fuck and get IKEA meatballs as your first meal of the day while shopping for a new trash can.

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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2015, 05:42:21 am »
I forgot to say pills earlier. Lots of pills. Anti-anxiety, anti-depressant, more anti-depressants, mood stabilizer, Vitamin D supplement, Ritalin, Zyrtec, generic No-Doz...
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2015, 09:15:54 am »
I forgot to say pills earlier. Lots of pills. Anti-anxiety, anti-depressant, more anti-depressants, mood stabilizer, Vitamin D supplement, Ritalin, Zyrtec, generic No-Doz...
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2015, 01:27:04 pm »
Pieces of shit like you  :p
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2015, 03:59:09 pm »
Breakfast:

wake up late as fuck and get IKEA meatballs as your first meal of the day while shopping for a new trash can.

Soooo gonna do this as soon as my financial aid is in.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2015, 10:05:34 pm »
Breakfast:

wake up late as fuck and get IKEA meatballs as your first meal of the day while shopping for a new trash can.

Soooo gonna do this as soon as my financial aid is in.

It was an AWESOME way to spend Sunday.

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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2015, 11:49:14 pm »
Breakfast:

wake up late as fuck and get IKEA meatballs as your first meal of the day while shopping for a new trash can.

Soooo gonna do this as soon as my financial aid is in.

It was an AWESOME way to spend Sunday.


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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2015, 01:59:38 pm »
Oh wow, I don't know if I could handle that! It's already like the Disney World of home goods.

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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2015, 03:17:51 pm »
Most of the time it's just coffee and maybe a yogurt if I'm lucky, but when I have time & motivation I'll do oatmeal (yes I realize how little effort that actually takes) or sometimes breakfast sandwiches - homemade, since fast food ones tend to fill me and my stomach with sadness.

Oatmeal I'll typically just use a little salt and a little butter (on occasion with added greens) - super exciting I know. I like maple syrup sometimes, but I have to be in the mood for sweet. I will have to dig up that savory oatmeal thread from a while ago. It was certainly intriguing
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Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2016, 05:43:47 pm »
Tomato sandwiches for me.  Toast, mayo, sliced roma (cut thinly enough, there's enough for lunch, too!), mustard if you're feeling fancy.
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