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The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« on: February 10, 2016, 03:38:52 am »
“This Mushroom Burial Suit Turns Dead Bodies Into Compost”

Here’s the link:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/this-mushroom-burial-suit-turns-dead-bodies-into-compost#.ojyBaGQv9R



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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2016, 03:42:00 am »
“This Mushroom Burial Suit Turns Dead Bodies Into Compost”

Here’s the link:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/this-mushroom-burial-suit-turns-dead-bodies-into-compost#.ojyBaGQv9R

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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2016, 01:55:36 pm »
One step away from Last Of Us style apocalypse

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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2016, 07:25:01 pm »
[Insert obligatory "fun guy" joke here.]

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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2016, 08:21:57 pm »
That's great, EOT will love this. He's really into green burial alternatives.
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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2016, 02:23:53 am »
Is this faster than dissolving the body in acid?
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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2016, 10:11:43 am »
Is this faster than dissolving the body in acid?

I don’t think Victor “The Cleaner” will be adding this to his in situ disposal supplies inventory, if that’s where you’re going with this.

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Re: The Infinity Burial Suit Techmology
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2016, 06:04:41 am »
I like this.  Being turned into toxic waste after I die is something I was rather dreading, even if I won't be around to worry about it at the time.  It's the embalming that does it.