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Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2016, 11:28:11 pm »
Daily News New York keeps making articles about actors and celebrities coming to live in Ohio because "muh reel genuine people."

These are false. Obviously no one in their right mind would live in Ohio on purpose.


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« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2016, 04:45:57 pm »
Not sure if I've told this story here already.

One night, my friend and I were walking around our little police-run Republican town, shootin the shit. We were about a block from my house, walking past a UDF (Half the town's cops sit in the UDF's little 20 space parking lot when they meet their speeding ticket quotas), when a cop pulls out of the little lot and stops in front of us on the sidewalk.

"Hey guys, can I see your ID's please?" the cop said, not even getting out of his car.

There is a curfew here for those under the age of 18. But we were both obviously at least 18.
My friend and I glance at each other with strange looks and struggle for our IDs in our wallets.

The cop takes the IDs and notes some things down from them.
He asks, "Where do you guys live?"
"I live right over there, on the corner, we were just taking a walk from my house, where we were hanging out." I said.
"Alright," the cop says, "Not many people walking around at 4:30am at night. Most of them, usually black."

Shocked, my friend and I looked at each other nervously and gave a little hysterical chuckle. The racism is so blunt and rampant in this town, and many like it in Ohio, and this is the first time we'd been confronted with it directly by Law Enforcement. Neither of us are black, so he gave a little chuckle of his own, and gave us our IDs, and told us to have a nice night.

A year and a half later, that same friend became a Trump supporter.  :lulz:
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Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2016, 11:59:58 pm »
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2016, 03:29:48 pm »
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.
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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2016, 07:01:52 am »
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I'm basing it on articles that I have read.  Unfortunately I do not remember which periodicals they were in.


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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2016, 06:09:28 pm »
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I suppose still mostly anecdotal, but I work for a law office, and reading through police reports on a regular basis, when the police see white people driving around certain neighborhoods, particularly with out of state plates (live/work on the MA/NH border and a lot of people do come over the border from NH to do buys) they assume drug deal about to happen. Not quite the same thing Pergamos was getting at maybe, but similar.

Granted the other day when I was driving home from work there was a NH car in front of me, kept blinking to turn off and on, not quite sure where they were going it seemed, I kind of assumed it was likely the case. But hey, I can be a jerk sometimes too.
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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2016, 08:33:33 pm »
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I'm basing it on articles that I have read.  Unfortunately I do not remember which periodicals they were in.

All good, might look for it later.

Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I suppose still mostly anecdotal, but I work for a law office, and reading through police reports on a regular basis, when the police see white people driving around certain neighborhoods, particularly with out of state plates (live/work on the MA/NH border and a lot of people do come over the border from NH to do buys) they assume drug deal about to happen. Not quite the same thing Pergamos was getting at maybe, but similar.

Granted the other day when I was driving home from work there was a NH car in front of me, kept blinking to turn off and on, not quite sure where they were going it seemed, I kind of assumed it was likely the case. But hey, I can be a jerk sometimes too.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I think that seems somewhat similar.
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Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2016, 08:40:21 pm »
So, just went to a local Fair. There were kids in cowboy boots and overalls wearing Trump: Make America Great Again signs.

They went to a Fair with rides and food and all kinds of shit, in 100 degress (Yeah, it actually got to 100 degrees in Ohio yesterday), to hold fucking Trump signs.

Regardless of your political affiliation, that is a complete waste of time. A place like this, considering it's all farm people, is an echo chamber for Trump supporters. They weren't changing any minds. I think I'm going to attribute this incident to Childhood Ignorance.
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« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2016, 09:31:26 pm »
So, just went to a local Fair. There were kids in cowboy boots and overalls wearing Trump: Make America Great Again signs.

They went to a Fair with rides and food and all kinds of shit, in 100 degress (Yeah, it actually got to 100 degrees in Ohio yesterday), to hold fucking Trump signs.

Regardless of your political affiliation, that is a complete waste of time. A place like this, considering it's all farm people, is an echo chamber for Trump supporters. They weren't changing any minds. I think I'm going to attribute this incident to Childhood Ignorance.

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Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2016, 09:40:35 pm »
Tribe Signaling has been an enormous part of this (perhaps any) election cycle.

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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2016, 02:23:08 am »
Yeah, all of that sounds about right too.
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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2016, 05:09:31 pm »
Literally the town I lived in a few months ago. It's funny because I know the kind of people who'd do this (And possibly the people who did do this), and because it wasn't violent.



Also, my cousin hung out with the guy who attempted to shoot a guy at the college my gf goes to a week or so ago. Cops surrounded the college the entire night.
I know my cousin would never do something like that. But I hope he knows better than to get dragged into shit by those kinds of people.
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