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Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2016, 02:42:50 am »
I think that what I appreciate the most is that its owner is trying to astroturf forums and improve their search positioning by pretending that posting links to it over and over again is somehow relevant to any conversation on PD.

Yeah. If someone were to happen upon this thread when googling anything in the zerohedge links, it would just be full of people going "LOL SHIT SOURCE STOP SPAM NEWB." And that's terrible advertising.

I think we should edit every ZeroHedge link he posted to appear to be a ZeroHedge link, but actually be a hyperlink to goatse and/or midget porn. Eventually, the specific minority of people who will continue to google zerohedge after arriving in this thread will be of a particular sexual aberrance, essentially flooding their site with High Weirdness™.

This sounds like a winning strategy. Or, edit them to link to the RationalWiki page on Zerohedge. At least it's actually informational, unlike Zerohedge.

Oooh, me likey.  :evil:
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Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2016, 04:40:40 am »
Hell, why not link to both? Half the links we route to Rationalwiki. Then, the other poor bastards get rectum galore,  IN 4K RESOLUTION.

Then we spam the words "ZeroHedge" and "Bush did 9/11" in this thread to get it at the top of the Google search (Similar to how you guys made this the greatest forum in the world).

Discordian roulette:

You got a 1 in 6 chance of getting to know what it's like to actually have your head up your arse, if you're a midget.

Or you learn shit.

Second suggestion: We apply a similar concept in the Introduction thread to weed out who's truly serious about having a good time.
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Re: War on Cops
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2016, 09:46:11 pm »
This thread went from 0-60 overnight. I like the way you think, Mr. Poo.