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The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« on: October 04, 2016, 05:36:55 pm »
So, as you may have noticed, creepy clowns are, for some reason, back in the news.

http://infocult.typepad.com/ seems to be the best place currently tracking is weird phenomenon, so I wanted to bring it to your attention.  Consider this the thread for creepy clowns.

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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2016, 07:31:43 pm »
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2016, 12:23:00 am »
http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/article105638946.html

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A man used his AR-15 gun to scare a woman wearing a white afghan Monday after mistaking her for clown, according to a citation from the Bardstown Police Department.

According to the citation, a woman was walking her dog down Burlington Court wearing a white afghan when a man yelled at her and then fired an AR-15.

The man, Adam Tingle, said his wife was outside when she thought she saw a clown, so Tingle came out and yelled at the individual, according to the citation. The woman did not move after being yelled at, so Tingle fired one shot from his AR-15 rifle in an attempt to scare her. Tingles wife then called 911 to report the incident.

I really want to blame this story on Chuck Tingle, but it is apparently real.

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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2016, 01:55:01 am »
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Please stop whatever it is you're doing on the astral, thnks.

I'm making more pics so you can, like, channel that out on the appropriate frequencies until we can get you real clowns OK? I just need to get the stuff I was contacted to google by... your. . Uh, your superiors (?). Whoever it was apparently called in some favors so... here's 1. There's a couple more I found that I didn't do I'll post too, but the one with your initials is edited from the very freshest random stock I googled up just moments ago.


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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2016, 01:57:11 am »
Shit I thought I cropped that... let me see if I can figure out what I did wrong here...
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2016, 01:42:30 am »
Earlier this week we got a call from the school board to keep an eye out and that everyone was on 'alert campus'.
There's been two instances so far, one was just a general threat about high schools in the county.
The other was for a specific middle school. Turned out to be a 6th grader joking around with his friends, but since it was over social media more than his friends saw and it was taken as a serious threat and the kid was arrested.
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2016, 03:33:35 pm »
Earlier this week we got a call from the school board to keep an eye out and that everyone was on 'alert campus'.
There's been two instances so far, one was just a general threat about high schools in the county.
The other was for a specific middle school. Turned out to be a 6th grader joking around with his friends, but since it was over social media more than his friends saw and it was taken as a serious threat and the kid was arrested.

For dressing like a clown?
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2016, 04:01:31 pm »
I found an interesting article on clown panics, let me see if I can find it again...
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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2016, 04:35:13 pm »
Here it is! http://people.com/crime/creepy-clown-sightings-2016-whats-happening-explainer/

Interesting!

I think I'm going to write something up later about clown brood spawning for shits and giggles.
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2016, 06:08:28 pm »
There's people telling me there have been sightings of roving packs in the SE Wisconsin area rolling down generally towards Iowa. Confirmed clowns apparently sighted in a parking building downtown LaCrosse recently.

Are motherfuckers unaware of our nebulous "castle" laws and nearly unrestricted concealed-carry licensing? Fuck's sake. There's folks actually reacting fearfully, others going out in clown makeup apparently aware of how dangerous real clowns can be.
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2016, 12:29:43 am »
Earlier this week we got a call from the school board to keep an eye out and that everyone was on 'alert campus'.
There's been two instances so far, one was just a general threat about high schools in the county.
The other was for a specific middle school. Turned out to be a 6th grader joking around with his friends, but since it was over social media more than his friends saw and it was taken as a serious threat and the kid was arrested.

For dressing like a clown?
Making a threat against the school.
The Facebook post didn't give any details about the message, just that the kid was arrested and he said he was just joking around and wasn't serious.
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2016, 03:47:26 pm »
Apparently, the clown panic has spread to Australia.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-08/creepy-clowns-arrested-in-us-as-trend-spreads-to-australia/7915284

France seems to be ahead of the curve; they had a clown panic in 2014.

http://www.france24.com/en/20141026-panic-clown-terror-spreads-southern-france
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2016, 06:51:54 pm »
There's people telling me there have been sightings of roving packs in the SE Wisconsin area rolling down generally towards Iowa. Confirmed clowns apparently sighted in a parking building downtown LaCrosse recently.

Are motherfuckers unaware of our nebulous "castle" laws and nearly unrestricted concealed-carry licensing? Fuck's sake. There's folks actually reacting fearfully, others going out in clown makeup apparently aware of how dangerous real clowns can be.

Yeah, Ohio has Castle Doctrine as well. Terribly dangerous place to be a clown right now. Not that clown costumes should warrant the use of gun violence (Some random asshole dresses up as a clown and kills someone while the clown sightings ramp up, so now every clown is treated as a threat) or anything. Just, poor thought process considering the mental state of the American People at this point.

The whole thing is beyond fucking stupid. Irrationally intense fear of clowns (To the point that you'd actually attack someone who is dressed up as a clown) is fucking stupid. It's an embarrassment to the Human Race. Aliens will never give two shits about communicating with us because of self-destructive shit like this.
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Re: The Great Clown Panic of 2016
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2016, 07:55:45 pm »
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.