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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2016, 01:37:52 am »
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But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

Roger is selling dollars. He may be selling the same dollar multiple times but it's pretty legit. I'm selling the secrets of how to obtain those dollars at reasonable prices to allow profitable resale.

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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2016, 02:11:35 am »
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2016, 06:05:43 pm »
dude Roger has the best dollars.  You should def buy Junk's secret to getting them on the cheap.

There's another guy around here claiming to have his own secret to Rogers Dollars for sale for cheaper, but my friend tried both and Junk's secret is way better and will save you more in the long run!
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2016, 06:07:36 pm »
by the way I haven't actually received my roger dollar yet, I just know it's going to be awesome because look at all the reviews from happy customers on his website!  Reviews are important!  Educate yourself!
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2016, 07:17:34 pm »

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

I am selling nothing.  Some aspects of this are legal, and here in the USA, they can throw you in jail for a very long time if you sell money and you aren't the CEO of a major financial institution.

Theoretically, though, if *I* was gonna sell *anything*, it would be quarters, which are cheaper than dollars and you make up the difference in volume.  But I'm not, and I don't suggest you do, either.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2016, 07:27:20 pm »
dude Roger has the best dollars.  You should def buy Junk's secret to getting them on the cheap.

There's another guy around here claiming to have his own secret to Rogers Dollars for sale for cheaper, but my friend tried both and Junk's secret is way better and will save you more in the long run!
by the way I haven't actually received my roger dollar yet, I just know it's going to be awesome because look at all the reviews from happy customers on his website!  Reviews are important!  Educate yourself!
I no longer trust you.

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

I am selling nothing.  Some aspects of this are legal, and here in the USA, they can throw you in jail for a very long time if you sell money and you aren't the CEO of a major financial institution.

Theoretically, though, if *I* was gonna sell *anything*, it would be quarters, which are cheaper than dollars and you make up the difference in volume.  But I'm not, and I don't suggest you do, either.

I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-
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You lied.(?), ah you were talking about the present tense.
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2016, 07:27:28 pm »
The secret to acquiring Rogers dollars at a remarkable discount.

Do I have to hire LMNO's bother boys?

Because I fucking will.  They're EMTs that got sick of working for dimes and - since they know how to fix you - they know how to fuck you up real bad.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2016, 07:58:49 pm »
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2016, 07:59:29 pm »

I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2016, 08:00:37 pm »
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

That's okay, I just pass that on to the consumer.  I mean, the thugs are there anyway, why not have them beat half-dollars out of the victim, too?

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2016, 08:06:02 pm »
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

That's okay, I just pass that on to the consumer.  I mean, the thugs are there anyway, why not have them beat half-dollars out of the victim, too?

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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2016, 08:07:16 pm »
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

That's okay, I just pass that on to the consumer.  I mean, the thugs are there anyway, why not have them beat half-dollars out of the victim, too?

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And we're still throwing in a FREE t-shirt with every purchase!

Goddammit, I...

...Uh, free t-shirt, you say?  Tell me more.
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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2016, 08:17:46 pm »
It's 100% Free from being made ethically. The standard price is 69.99 for the signed version but we're throwing them in free with every purchase because the warehouse had a little "oil fire" issue.

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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2016, 08:58:18 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz:

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« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2016, 09:05:12 pm »
:lulz: :lulz:

Roger Dollars: There's a new kind of bull in the market!

Coming out of the back of the market, to be precise.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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