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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2016, 10:09:34 pm »
:lulz: :lulz:

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Coming out of the back of the market, to be precise.

 :lulz: :lulz: Hey at least YOU'RE upfront about it!
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2016, 12:52:23 am »
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2016, 04:01:19 pm »
I got it as a gift from a yardsale that I made a donation of 25 cents to. That said, it's a shitty ancient paperback that's mostly in disrepair. It's even missing the Myth of Starbuck!
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2016, 03:18:54 am »
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
cus online costs te moneh
wat b PD, me no kno


I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Wat, den how r ur quarterss makin muneh otherwise?
Is it sposed' to be upfront, as in me directly gettin de dollars to me hands, and/or
my victims having a good understanding of what im doing?

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2016, 02:49:02 am »
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
cus online costs te moneh
wat b PD, me no kno


I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Wat, den how r ur quarterss makin muneh otherwise?
Is it sposed' to be upfront, as in me directly gettin de dollars to me hands, and/or
my victims having a good understanding of what im doing?
PD means Principia Discordia, like, the book.
I have no idea what that second bit was.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2016, 03:31:09 am »
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2016, 05:18:38 am »
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.

Balls.  Everything is for the likes of us to question.

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2016, 06:29:16 am »
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.

Balls.  Everything is for the likes of us to question.

You're turning into me, you know.   :lulz:
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2016, 06:36:57 am »
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.

Balls.  Everything is for the likes of us to question.

You're turning into me, you know.   :lulz:
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2016, 06:54:36 am »
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2016, 04:02:06 pm »
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

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I literally showed up because I'd been stealing Roger and Cram's work for personal use and wanted to find more.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2016, 05:30:48 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz:
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2016, 12:32:27 am »
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

 :horrormirth:

I literally showed up because I'd been stealing Roger and Cram's work for personal use and wanted to find more.

 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2016, 12:33:10 am »
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

 :horrormirth:

 :lulz:

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2016, 11:34:38 pm »
Backwards ass empire there.