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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2016, 03:13:06 am »
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2016, 07:11:55 am »
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
Don't be so modest.

OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2016, 01:17:19 pm »
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
Don't be so modest.

OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.

I still see their faces when I try to sleep sometimes. It's like a wax museum in Tucson or some other part of Tarnation. They're all flowey and beaded with rust colored moisture running down the walls they're crudely nailed to. I know this is when HE'S away and... collecting more for his walls. I never should have let myself wander here the first time... that was a mistake. It's like my soul has an open sore that I keep picking at by coming here against my waking, conscious will and all sensibility. I think it's the faces. They're dragging me back here whenever he's out "getting the groceries" to SEE and DESPAIR for them. To remember that THIS happened to them. All those GRINs hung up like crooked family portraits or... award certificates for.. OH FUCK, coming BACK!!

And he's hungry... you can tell by the giggling... the WAY he does it all sharp. Like the sound of a chopping machine all tweaked out on adrenochrome and ready to dance. Gotta go! If I stay
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2016, 03:54:14 pm »
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #50 on: October 25, 2016, 09:28:58 pm »
OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
I. I've F5'd a million times.. I.. might. What are the symptoms??
WHOSE EOC?


I still see their faces when I try to sleep sometimes. It's like a wax museum in Tucson or some other part of Tarnation. They're all flowey and beaded with rust colored moisture running down the walls they're crudely nailed to. I know this is when HE'S away and... collecting more for his walls. I never should have let myself wander here the first time... that was a mistake. It's like my soul has an open sore that I keep picking at by coming here against my waking, conscious will and all sensibility. I think it's the faces. They're dragging me back here whenever he's out "getting the groceries" to SEE and DESPAIR for them. To remember that THIS happened to them. All those GRINs hung up like crooked family portraits or... award certificates for.. OH FUCK, coming BACK!!

And he's hungry... you can tell by the giggling... the WAY he does it all sharp. Like the sound of a chopping machine all tweaked out on adrenochrome and ready to dance. Gotta go! If I stay


I.. I don't think.. I have it yet.
Empire!?

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2016, 09:45:42 pm »
EOC is the illegitimate and deposed ruler of Mehico.

Symptoms include everything.

Please do not mention the yellow peril.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #52 on: October 25, 2016, 10:44:28 pm »
OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
I. I've F5'd a million times.. I.. might. What are the symptoms??
WHOSE EOC?


Well I'm sort of everyone's EoC. It's like asking whose Ebola.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #53 on: October 26, 2016, 01:21:25 am »
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #54 on: October 26, 2016, 01:22:35 am »

WHOSE EOC?


He is the last stegosaurus.  He is like 30 feet long with SPIKES UF DEFF.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2016, 01:31:06 am »
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2016, 03:11:37 am »
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

AT THESE LOW PRICES, THOUGH, HOW CAN YOU NOT?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2016, 03:37:38 am »
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Believe all propaganda always.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #58 on: October 26, 2016, 04:08:54 am »
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Believe all propaganda always.
Hmmm, something about that just isn't quite believable...


There we go, much better.
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Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
« Reply #59 on: October 26, 2016, 06:00:29 am »
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.
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