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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2016, 03:05:24 pm »
Plus, congratulations on the kid! Teach her how to kill people with her hands.

Thanks! I've had a good while to work out education and this was already on it. It's quite high on the list after pick-pocketing practice and chimney sweeping. Needs to be in hand before being sent to the mines. 


Also, 2 bits and and bumper on Warren meeting with a mysterious accident after this classy little fuck you:

http://www.warren.senate.gov/files/documents/2016-11-15-Trump_Letter.pdf

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David Malpass, who is responsible for shaping your Administration's Treasury
Department. 7 Malpass served as Chief Economist at Bear Stearns for six years and now
runs a consulting firm for Wall Street clients. Just nine months before the crash of 2008,
Malpass asserted that "[h]ousing and debt markets are not that big a part of the U.S.
economy, or of job creation."8

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Jeff Eisenach, a "paid consultant for Verizon" 18 and "former lobbyist who has called for
deregulation of the telecommunications industry"19 is advising your team on personnel
decisions at the Federal Communications Commission.

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Martin Whitmer, a founding partner of a lobbying firm representing clients such as
National Asphalt Pavement Association, is advising your transition team on
transportation and infrastructure decisions.25

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Cindy Hayden, a lobbyist for tobacco company Altria, is overseeing Homeland Security
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Mira Ricardel, who worked until recently for Boeing - a company that received over
$16.5 billion in Defense Department contracts in FY2015, making it "one of the largest
beneficiaries of U.S. taxpayer-funded government contracts and federal loan
guarantees"29 - is guiding your transition on Defense.

5 nails on Ted Nugent ending up in charge of environment/climate change.

3 Shovels on a convicted pimp being put in charge of women's issues.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2016, 10:55:44 am »
1 explosive turd on the current asshole being rp.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2016, 05:02:53 pm »
1 explosive turd on the current asshole being rp.

Oh, definitely. At least he's mixing up his douchebaggery by saying new stupid things.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2016, 07:41:20 pm »
1 explosive turd on the current asshole being rp.

Oh yeah. The thing that really convinces me, aside from the fact that rp hasn't posted at all since the noob showed up, was that he has made a big show of blocking people. Just so HE can SHOW US.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2016, 04:58:02 pm »
1 explosive turd on the current asshole being rp.

Oh yeah. The thing that really convinces me, aside from the fact that rp hasn't posted at all since the noob showed up, was that he has made a big show of blocking people. Just so HE can SHOW US.

Yeah, he's transparent as fuck.

Plus now he's just gone back to posting his crap links. He's like the link-dumping cockroach of PD.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2016, 02:10:15 am »
Put me down for half a gerbil and two ounces of grade AA compressed pocket lint that Elvis is not in fact RPspag.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2016, 02:14:23 am »

I don't believe that this is RPspag. I don't have certain proof, but I REALLY can't say that I get the same vibe overall from posting style and other signs. That's not to say they're dissimilar overall, but...

IPs don't match, but one of the two IPs appears to be one of the big centers for cell phones.

Put me down for half a gerbil and two ounces of grade AA compressed pocket lint that Elvis is not in fact RPspag.

Can I double down on my bet if I already split the gerbil?
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2016, 11:11:28 pm »
3 roubles on Russia annexing a few more areas in the same way the Crimea went through 2017, probably starting around March. No point fucking about in the winter when you don't have to.

2 pesos on China doing the same on a smaller, quieter scale, disputed islands and such.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2016, 11:34:58 pm »
UKIP's got a new leader, half a wheelbarrow on him lasting till the new year. Farage to make a predictable return around april. A third of a mouldy pear on that.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2016, 12:06:41 am »
The scabs on my left ass cheek say the right runs the country into the dirt with precisely zero effective opposition.

The scabs on my right ass cheek are my wager that Le Pen takes France.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2016, 12:09:05 am »
I'll cover those and raise you some shit stained pants that next year is marked as the one when things started to get really easy for China. Start working on your mandarin now.
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« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2016, 12:10:45 am »
I'll cover those and raise you some shit stained pants that next year is marked as the one when things started to get really easy for China. Start working on your mandarin now.

Accepted, and putting up my pee-stained dentures that Britain takes the Brexit thing to the fucking wall and everyone winds up eating parsnips and burning textbooks to stay warm.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2016, 12:13:04 am »
Ha, Joke's on you, we're already doing that.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2016, 12:16:08 am »
Ha, Joke's on you, we're already doing that.

Then I'd say my pee-stained dentures are on pretty safe ground.   :lulz:
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2016, 05:42:19 am »
Judging from all the pro-Trump headlines in all the tabloids in the checkout lanes, I'll wager a my entire Mike Warnke collection that Bat-Boy will soon be appointed Head of the National Bureau of Alt-Science.