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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2016, 06:33:43 am »
Judging from all the pro-Trump headlines in all the tabloids in the checkout lanes, I'll wager a my entire Mike Warnke collection that Bat-Boy will soon be appointed Head of the National Bureau of Alt-Science.

He DOES deserve it. After all, he's done literal miracles for the world and the people of the United States specifically.

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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2016, 03:03:36 pm »
Anyone bet on Romney sucking Trump's butthole?

Because that just happened.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2016, 04:35:42 pm »
Anyone bet on Romney sucking Trump's butthole?

Because that just happened.

2 left sandals on there being one US politician with a spine and standards. It's unlikely, but not impossible.

A broken belt buckle says it turns out to be Palin.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2016, 04:58:51 pm »
An assassination attempt draws actual blood, but is not successful. This forestalls Trump's flounce by another six months.

Betting all my wisdom teeth on it.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2016, 06:03:26 pm »
Bet it's his own folks as a stunt or else political "sacrifice" if so.

I'd wager actual money, but 30 silver electroplated steel slugs is all I have to put up.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2016, 04:59:29 pm »
Half a bit of broken string on trump shite spreading to at least 3 more threads by the end of the month.

This crap is like a virus. It's getting distinct flavour of personality cult too.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2016, 05:13:22 pm »
Betting a blown-out pair of BVDs that someone actually kills that Carrier union official.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2016, 05:22:37 pm »
Betting a blown-out pair of BVDs that someone actually kills that Carrier union official.

Not a worthy bet. Too likely. What we need is  a pool on how! I got a rusty speculum and dirty spoon on "dragged behind a truck bearing some variety of "rebel flag" and four old nails on it having an ichthos "jesus fish".
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2016, 07:51:24 pm »
A pound of piss on trump making a speech before inauguration actively invoking positive nostalgia for previous eras. He's referring to apartheid.  He has a straight face. The crowd love it. Zimmerman is invited to meet with him afterwards to discuss how they're both super not racist at all.

Rogers bee filled skin on a picture being taken showing trumps bags being carried in a stupidly grandiose fashion. Later to all be revealed to be empty.

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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2016, 11:29:33 pm »
A pound of piss on trump making a speech before inauguration actively invoking positive nostalgia for previous eras. He's referring to apartheid.  He has a straight face. The crowd love it. Zimmerman is invited to meet with him afterwards to discuss how they're both super not racist at all.

Rogers bee filled skin on a picture being taken showing trumps bags being carried in a stupidly grandiose fashion. Later to all be revealed to be empty.

Half a bag of shit on whitehouse rooms being redecorated in a style called "early Gaddafi"

Junkenstein's horribly stained crowbar says Trump arrives at the inauguration in a helicopter.  Seconds before he's due to take the oath.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2016, 12:33:37 am »
Covered, he's obviously going to be late.

Hell, I'll throw a Dollar on not turning up at all. Even if he does I'll have another dollar on some additions or alterations to the oath. He can't help it, it's just all part of the wonderful tapestry of mental illness.
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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2016, 02:43:09 am »
There will be a major terrorist attack rivaling or surpassing 9/11 during Trumps presidency.

"Fake News" legislation is going to be on the floor and if it passes will mostly be used to crack down on Elite Child Abuse stories.

France and/or Germany is going to Brexit.

We have not seen the last of Guacman Jeb Bush.

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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2016, 03:58:11 am »
There will be a major terrorist attack rivaling or surpassing 9/11 during Trumps presidency.

"Fake News" legislation is going to be on the floor and if it passes will mostly be used to crack down on Elite Child Abuse stories.

France and/or Germany is going to Brexit.

We have not seen the last of Guacman Jeb Bush.

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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2016, 04:00:59 am »
There will be a major terrorist attack rivaling or surpassing 9/11 during Trumps presidency.

"Fake News" legislation is going to be on the floor and if it passes will mostly be used to crack down on Elite Child Abuse stories.

France and/or Germany is going to Brexit.

We have not seen the last of Guacman Jeb Bush.

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Re: Offical betting thread
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2016, 12:49:16 am »
Judging from all the pro-Trump headlines in all the tabloids in the checkout lanes, I'll wager a my entire Mike Warnke collection that Bat-Boy will soon be appointed Head of the National Bureau of Alt-Science.
The Weekly World News that featured Bat Boy went defunct ages ago in 2007.

The only ones left are nearly believable ones. No fun left in tabloids, at least from what I recall from packing those into boxes to ship out to supermarkets.

It makes me sad to think about it.
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