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Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« on: November 17, 2016, 07:35:49 pm »
Things I've learned from PeeDee.

1.  I've learned that holy men can be more dangerous than drug fiends.

2.  I've learned that darlings WANT you to murder them without mercy.

3.  I've learned that when you are experiencing butthurt, if you suddenly look behind you REALLY FAST you can sometimes catch Nigel slipping away grinning.  When this happens, pull your pants back up and move the fuck on, you deserved it.

4.  I've learned that Operation Mindfuck is not about being funny, that's just an effective tactic (as is cognitive dissonance) towards the real goal.  Which is the proverbial monkey wrench, aimed at half-asleep monkey brains.

5.  I've learned that collateral damage can be a very good, desired outcome.

More to come after work.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2016, 08:13:13 pm »
1. You're lucky if you can find people who will tell you the Horrible Truth™, they are more delicious than the rest of society.

2. If you want to be a part of a community, glob on, but glob on silently. At first.

3. Always burn your bridges, you never know who may be following you.*

4. SHUT UP AND GO OUTSIDE.

5. It's better to be hated for what you actually think than live with the fear of it.









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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2016, 08:17:39 pm »
1. If you fuck up, apologize honestly.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2016, 08:40:20 pm »
1.  You're only as good as your last day.

2.  No matter where you are, some alt-right shitbag is going to tell you what the incorrect time is.
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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2016, 09:59:48 pm »
1. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2016, 10:23:12 pm »
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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2016, 11:08:57 pm »
Ask for what you want.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2016, 11:19:10 pm »
1. If When you fuck up, apologize honestly.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2016, 11:36:44 pm »
1. If When you fuck up, apologize honestly.

Quite right. Sorry about that.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2016, 12:39:03 am »
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2016, 05:33:43 pm »
When looking for friends, start by alienating then ignoring everyone in the room.
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Re: Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2016, 05:52:28 pm »
When looking for friends, start by alienating then ignoring everyone in the room.

If that doesn't show them your unlimited worthiness and draw folks in to admire your existence, block them.
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