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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1065 on: August 26, 2017, 03:16:44 am »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1066 on: August 26, 2017, 05:07:58 am »
Gorka gone, looks like sacked. Also appears not to be an idiot sacking but the new chief of staff. Interesting twist given breitbart affiliations.

And sherrif Joe pardoned because idiot. Of course he would.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1067 on: August 28, 2017, 07:10:19 pm »
Idiot lifting restrictions on surplus military gear to police. Expect the first death by grenade launcher within a month or so.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1068 on: August 28, 2017, 07:45:26 pm »
Idiot lifting restrictions on surplus military gear to police.

 :hm:

That's... um... terrifying...
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1069 on: August 28, 2017, 09:50:45 pm »
Gorka gone, looks like sacked. Also appears not to be an idiot sacking but the new chief of staff. Interesting twist given breitbart affiliations.

And sherrif Joe pardoned because idiot. Of course he would.

Gorka couldn't get a security clearance.  Reasons unknown, but he has a dodgy past as befitting a grifter of his kind.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1070 on: September 17, 2017, 03:08:20 pm »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1072 on: September 18, 2017, 08:12:58 am »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1073 on: September 19, 2017, 07:48:01 am »
So, there was a FISA warrant on Manafort from the FBI since 2016.  Actually, there was a FISA warrant on him before that, too, but that was unrelated to the time he was on the Trump campaign.

CNN's report says the wiretaps appeared to show or at least suggested that Manafort had requested for Russian government assistance during the campaign, though at least some of their sources said the evidence was ambiguous.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1074 on: September 19, 2017, 03:28:30 pm »
Orange-faced shitgibbon speaking at the UN right now.



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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1075 on: September 19, 2017, 04:11:03 pm »
It's the Axis of Evil all over again.  Only without Iraq, because, y'know....

Trump seems intent on reneging on the Iran deal, which will strengthen the hand of radical clerics who said the USA couldn't be trusted.  And he's also intent on militarily escalating the situation with North Korea.

Most people would try to do one of those at a time.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1076 on: September 19, 2017, 07:05:20 pm »
Orange-faced shitgibbon speaking at the UN right now.



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Did he mention his electoral college votes?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1077 on: September 19, 2017, 07:17:12 pm »
Orange-faced shitgibbon speaking at the UN right now.



We're all going to die.

Did he mention his electoral college votes?

No, but he did say, “Fortunately the United States has done very well since Election Day last Nov. 8.”

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1078 on: September 19, 2017, 09:35:52 pm »
His definition of "very well" must be somewhat different than mine.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1079 on: September 19, 2017, 09:46:10 pm »
Do you think he's referring to Kim Jong Un as Rocketman because the dementia has finally taken hold and he cannot remember his real name?