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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1440 on: June 19, 2018, 10:50:37 pm »
This is not the straw that will break the camel's back. It's just one more thing on the list of things we're sure will finally be the end of this nightmare, only to pale in comparison to the next thing.

At this point, I donít know what itís going to take to get Comrade Spanky out of office.

I doubt that his base, who make up about 33 % of The Republicultô, will abandon him for any reason. And given that number of supporters, I donít see how his impeachment will not lead to open violence across the country.

And, the professional politicians in The Republicultô, who make up nearly all of the politicians in the party, are deathly afraid of their own cultists (The Republicultistsô). I sincerely hope Iím wrong, but I donít see many, if any, of those politicians openly doing a damn thing to get their sociopath out of the White House.

So, when Special Counsel Mueller finally wraps up his investigation, what then? Whatever happens, I donít believe itís going to be at all straightforward. I suspect the Attorney General of New York State is going to end up being the pointman, by default, for Comrade Spankyís ouster.

I am okay with 33% of the country deciding they have to freak the hell out.  Remember Shay's Rebellion?  Neither do I.

And yeah, the New York thing is critical.  Nobody is sure whether Spanky can pardon himself at the federal level, but he certainly cannot pardon himself at the state level...and a pardon at the federal level is an admission of guilt, which would make the New York thing interesting as hell.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1441 on: June 19, 2018, 10:58:44 pm »
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1442 on: June 19, 2018, 11:22:50 pm »
This is not the straw that will break the camel's back. It's just one more thing on the list of things we're sure will finally be the end of this nightmare, only to pale in comparison to the next thing.

At this point, I donít know what itís going to take to get Comrade Spanky out of office.

I doubt that his base, who make up about 33 % of The Republicultô, will abandon him for any reason. And given that number of supporters, I donít see how his impeachment will not lead to open violence across the country.

And, the professional politicians in The Republicultô, who make up nearly all of the politicians in the party, are deathly afraid of their own cultists (The Republicultistsô). I sincerely hope Iím wrong, but I donít see many, if any, of those politicians openly doing a damn thing to get their sociopath out of the White House.

So, when Special Counsel Mueller finally wraps up his investigation, what then? Whatever happens, I donít believe itís going to be at all straightforward. I suspect the Attorney General of New York State is going to end up being the pointman, by default, for Comrade Spankyís ouster.

I am okay with 33% of the country deciding they have to freak the hell out.  Remember Shay's Rebellion?  Neither do I.

And yeah, the New York thing is critical.  Nobody is sure whether Spanky can pardon himself at the federal level, but he certainly cannot pardon himself at the state level...and a pardon at the federal level is an admission of guilt, which would make the New York thing interesting as hell.

Nope, I donít remember Shayís Rebellion. But, I did look it up.

What makes the comparison of Shayís Rebels versus The Republicultistsô of today especially interesting, however, is that The Republicultistsô are actually being screwed over by the policies being enacted by their own partyís elite! Now, that takes a special kind of stupid!

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1443 on: June 19, 2018, 11:35:10 pm »
From the This Is The Sort Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-hugs-flag-at-end-of-speech-to-business-group/ar-AAyS7tR?ocid=spartanntp

My eyesight must be failing; I read that as "trump-humps-flag-at-end-of-speech", something I would surely pay good money to see
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"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1445 on: June 20, 2018, 01:39:27 am »
There was a recent New Yorker article about how when the children are taken from their parents, the parents are meant to be given some kind of reference number to be able to track their child.  So guess what ICE hasn't been doing?

The article followed the story of just one family simply trying to find out where their daughter was being kept.  They didn't even know where she was.  ICE could confirm that the family tried to enter with a child, and that said child was taken from them, but nothing more.

The potential for child abuse and trafficking is off the charts here.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1446 on: June 20, 2018, 08:01:52 am »
How long before one of these families is driven to commit some kind of 'terrorist' act?
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« Reply #1447 on: June 20, 2018, 08:25:41 am »
How long before one of these families is driven to commit some kind of 'terrorist' act?

You can expect it pretty much right after the first pedophilia reports.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1448 on: June 20, 2018, 12:48:18 pm »
This is not the straw that will break the camel's back. It's just one more thing on the list of things we're sure will finally be the end of this nightmare, only to pale in comparison to the next thing.

At this point, I donít know what itís going to take to get Comrade Spanky out of office.

I doubt that his base, who make up about 33 % of The Republicultô, will abandon him for any reason. And given that number of supporters, I donít see how his impeachment will not lead to open violence across the country.

And, the professional politicians in The Republicultô, who make up nearly all of the politicians in the party, are deathly afraid of their own cultists (The Republicultistsô). I sincerely hope Iím wrong, but I donít see many, if any, of those politicians openly doing a damn thing to get their sociopath out of the White House.

So, when Special Counsel Mueller finally wraps up his investigation, what then? Whatever happens, I donít believe itís going to be at all straightforward. I suspect the Attorney General of New York State is going to end up being the pointman, by default, for Comrade Spankyís ouster.

Making a prediction: When this is all said and done and the US not a glass parking lot (I know, even odds there) with Trump no longer in office, there will be a cry from both sides that we must "move on as a country, together" and not bother with prosecutions or investigations for the sake of "unity" and "not dredging up old stories" because they would "upset people".  There will be a tepid outcry from the farther Left, and then nothing will be done for at least 20 years, until the responsible parties are dead.


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1449 on: June 20, 2018, 02:24:07 pm »
From the This Is The Sort Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-hugs-flag-at-end-of-speech-to-business-group/ar-AAyS7tR?ocid=spartanntp

My eyesight must be failing; I read that as "trump-humps-flag-at-end-of-speech", something I would surely pay good money to see


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1450 on: June 20, 2018, 04:08:53 pm »
This is not the straw that will break the camel's back. It's just one more thing on the list of things we're sure will finally be the end of this nightmare, only to pale in comparison to the next thing.

At this point, I donít know what itís going to take to get Comrade Spanky out of office.

I doubt that his base, who make up about 33 % of The Republicultô, will abandon him for any reason. And given that number of supporters, I donít see how his impeachment will not lead to open violence across the country.

That's good. That means that they can be answered with violence.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1451 on: June 20, 2018, 04:41:53 pm »
How long before one of these families is driven to commit some kind of 'terrorist' act?

You can expect it pretty much right after the first pedophilia reports.

That's already happened.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1452 on: June 20, 2018, 04:42:28 pm »
From the This Is The Sort Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-hugs-flag-at-end-of-speech-to-business-group/ar-AAyS7tR?ocid=spartanntp

My eyesight must be failing; I read that as "trump-humps-flag-at-end-of-speech", something I would surely pay good money to see


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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1453 on: June 20, 2018, 04:45:50 pm »
How long before one of these families is driven to commit some kind of 'terrorist' act?

You can expect it pretty much right after the first pedophilia reports.

That's already happened.

I hadn't seen the reports... Jesus.

https://www.gq.com/story/trump-on-immigrant-children

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A small sample of the abuses committed by officials includes:
    Denied detained children permission to stand or move freely for days and threatened children who stood up with transfer to solitary confinement in a small, freezing room

    Denied a pregnant minor medical attention when she reported pain, which preceded a stillbirth

    Subjected a 16-year-old girl to a search in which they ďforcefully spread her legs and touched her private parts so hard that she screamedĒ

    Left a 4-pound premature baby and her minor mother in an overcrowded and dirty cell full of sick people, against medical advice

    Threw out a childís birth certificate and threatened him with sexual abuse by an adult male detainee.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1454 on: June 20, 2018, 04:50:23 pm »
And leave it to Lyndsay Graham.  :lulz:

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I was curious what your thoughts are on the White House statement that only Congress can come up with a fix for this?

Lindsey Graham
Well, I said a while ago that the underlying problem Congress needs to address, but as far as the policy change, the ďzero-tolerance,Ē they could change that tomorrow, the White House could.

Ella Nilsen
What are your thoughts on some of the bills that have come out so far, like [Sen. Dianne] Feinsteinís [D-CA] bill?

Lindsey Graham
I like what I see from Cruz, but I havenít seen the text yet. So weíll see if we can marry up the Feinstein idea with somebody elseís idea.

Burgess Everett, Politico
Whatís your sense of if the conference wants to make a Republican bill at this point?

Lindsey Graham
Iíd like to have a position to get behind as a Republican, realizing that we need to work with Democrats to get a solution. So thatíd be good. I donít think anybody wins by having dueling bills. I think people want an outcome.

Manu Raju, CNN
What was the mood like in there today?

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I donít know, I took my sister to lunch.
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- The same dumbass.