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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2016, 11:29:51 pm »
I suspect he'll be forced to pay attention at some point. At the least the dreaded media is going to be attacking him on all fronts so he'll be paying attention to that, if nothing else. He already can't handle being the butt of SNL jokes and that's about as tame as it's going to get. 6 months in and he'll be trying to get rid of comedy directed at him in it's entirety. Probably using a "you MUST respect the dignity of the office" line.

He's just going to shit up his feed, RWHN-style.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2016, 11:51:17 pm »
It will start that way but it'll be more bro nihilism by this time next year.

I'd bet your claws on it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2016, 12:12:25 am »
It will start that way but it'll be more bro nihilism by this time next year.

I'd bet your claws on it.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2016, 08:21:51 pm »
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/29/donald-trumps-candidate-for-homeland-security-mich/

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We certainly hope that Donald Trump would not reward a deceptive pro-amnesty lawmaker like Michael McCaul with a Cabinet position, said William Gheen, president of Americans for Legal Immigration PAC. That would be very disappointing to all of us that believed his campaign promises to secure our borders and deport millions of illegal immigrants under current U.S. laws.


Aww, poor baby. It often seems like Trump doesn't really have any specific plans, he's just going from one thing to the next, impulsively making choices and hating Alec Baldwin. However long Trump, or we all, last, it's going to be funny.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2016, 10:45:45 pm »
I really hope Balwdin comes out with something like "Release your taxes and I'll stop doing that impression of you".
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2016, 10:53:55 pm »
And then just keeps in doing the impression any way because fuck you if you can't take a joke. Best possible outcome.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2016, 12:01:25 am »
I really hope Balwdin comes out with something like "Release your taxes and I'll stop doing that impression of you".

Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2016, 12:32:30 am »
The question now is, should I use this gift for good or evil?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2016, 12:36:00 am »
I suppose good.

The next speech detailing a trump appointment will be interrupted by pictures of one of the current nominees feltching a goat.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2016, 02:26:42 am »
The question now is, should I use this gift for good or evil?

How is that even a question?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2016, 02:56:55 pm »
Split per request.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2016, 06:35:34 pm »
http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/06/news/tillerson-trump-secretary-state-exxonmobil/index.html?sr=fbpol120616tillerson-trump-secretary-state-exxonmobil0531PMVODtopLink&linkId=32020922


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Last year, the New York Attorney General launched an investigation into whether Exxon withheld information about the risks of climate change. Both the SEC and NY AG are also probing Exxon's accounting methods, focusing on whether the company should have lowered the value of its oil and gas resources given the crash in energy prices.


Awesome. Gonna drain that swamp, fill it up with oil.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2016, 08:04:17 pm »
Some words of wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy:

http://rare.us/story/larry-the-cable-guy-has-a-strong-message-for-all-the-trump-naysayers/


tl;dw: Big ego = leadership skills. Don't support Trump? You must be a narcissistic sociopath who hates America.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2016, 01:22:36 am »
All I know is that if shit is this funny before the dance has even started, it's going to get really funny once the music starts.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2016, 11:19:25 am »
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President-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

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She's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."