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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2016, 01:59:21 pm »
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President-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

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She's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."

Oh the fences he'll mend, oh the Medicare he'll spend,
will President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

Oh the tweets he will trend, oh such laws to be penned,
by President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2016, 02:17:26 pm »
Oh the supreme court to bend with consequence unintend, will be placed in the hands of ill portend,
By president trump, our loyal,loyal friend.

So many celebrities to berate, and greed you cannot shake, with such cronyism! So great!
From our loyal, loyal mate.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2016, 02:53:35 pm »
Oh what yuge business he'll perfectly do
What simple minds do his small words screw
This brassy, unclassy Trump, our loyal, loyal friend

What vile profits will he bloody raise
Will he sell us all out just for empty praise
That hollow, wallowing Trump, our loyal, loyal friend
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2016, 03:31:48 pm »
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President-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

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She's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."

Appointing his largest donors to cabinet positions, go figure.  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2016, 03:32:58 pm »
America for sale! Get your fresh hot America here!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2016, 04:03:40 pm »
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President-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

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She's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."

Appointing his largest donors to cabinet positions, go figure.  :lulz:

Which is exactly the kind of thing Mr. The Cable Guy was insinuating would be beneath trump, because... um... ego... something, something... leadership... something, something... sacrifice... GO LOOK IN THUH MEER AN THANK ABOWCHEE KUNTREE FER ONCE IN YER LIFE!!!
 

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2016, 04:17:23 pm »
America for sale! Get your fresh hot America here!

I'll take two Americas and a side of Atlantic islands. Do you take unsecured checks?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2016, 08:39:33 pm »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/12/08/donald-trump-says-he-is-not-bothered-by-comparisons-to-hitler/?utm_term=.63280fe40854


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Remember when he said "I disavow and I condemn" about the neo-nazi shitshow a week or so ago?

So... you can't literally do either unless you have authority over a thing.
 Just a thought.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2016, 11:30:46 pm »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/12/08/donald-trump-says-he-is-not-bothered-by-comparisons-to-hitler/?utm_term=.63280fe40854


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I think that's the start of the bannon influence on show. Reference previous leaders and hope the question changes somehow.

He's going to be calling pol pots work programs lazy in a week or so.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2016, 12:16:18 am »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/12/08/donald-trump-says-he-is-not-bothered-by-comparisons-to-hitler/?utm_term=.63280fe40854


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I think that's the start of the bannon influence on show. Reference previous leaders and hope the question changes somehow.

He's going to be calling pol pots work programs lazy in a week or so.

The article is a year old, so yeah, that would be Bannon.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2016, 12:34:26 am »
I didn't even catch that, but the comment still stands perfectly. Has anyone got a solid date on the start of bannon's involvement? I'm assuming it's at least 18 months or so now.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2016, 12:38:54 am »
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Oh the fences he'll mend, oh the Medicare he'll spend,
will President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

Oh the tweets he will trend, oh such laws to be penned,
by President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend

Oh the supreme court to bend with consequence unintend, will be placed in the hands of ill portend,
By president trump, our loyal,loyal friend.

So many celebrities to berate, and greed you cannot shake, with such cronyism! So great!
From our loyal, loyal mate.

Oh what yuge business he'll perfectly do
What simple minds do his small words screw
This brassy, unclassy Trump, our loyal, loyal friend

What vile profits will he bloody raise
Will he sell us all out just for empty praise
That hollow, wallowing Trump, our loyal, loyal friend
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I am also unreasonably happy with this. Has the makings of a good kids book. Note to self, get in references to tango, satsumas, sunbeds and lard.


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