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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #915 on: July 04, 2017, 10:47:48 am »
Maybe the maelstrom that is the administration might actually do something good for a change?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #916 on: July 04, 2017, 11:53:02 pm »
What the FUCK happened and why the FUCK am I rooting for Stephen "Dark Enlightenment" Bannon, even if only in a highly limited case?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #917 on: July 05, 2017, 03:00:08 am »
So, what exactly is the current GOP punishment for heresy?

For every one step to the left on taxation and fiscal policy, you have to take two steps to the right on social authoritarianism and ethnic nationalism.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #918 on: July 05, 2017, 03:05:43 am »
So, what exactly is the current GOP punishment for heresy?

For every one step to the left on taxation and fiscal policy, you have to take two steps to the right on social authoritarianism and ethnic nationalism.

Okay … and that’s a punishment because?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #919 on: July 05, 2017, 03:12:29 am »
Well it feels like a punishment to watch.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #920 on: July 05, 2017, 03:47:41 am »
Well it feels like a punishment to watch.

It does.

I want to die screaming.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #921 on: July 05, 2017, 06:27:11 am »
So, we attacked the sea in retaliation for NK attacking the sea?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #922 on: July 05, 2017, 07:46:29 am »
So, we attacked the sea in retaliation for NK attacking the sea?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #923 on: July 05, 2017, 01:27:42 pm »
So, we attacked the sea in retaliation for NK attacking the sea?

Aww, you make it sound silly, when you say it like that.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #924 on: July 06, 2017, 03:28:01 am »
I've been following this Trump tweet/CNN story, and it's getting pretty crazy.

What I don't understand is why Trump and his surrogates/supporters are so obsessed with CNN, instead of say WaPo or the NYT, whose original investigative reporting is far more damaging.  The only reason I can think is that because CNN presents an easy target - a station that no-one is especially going to go out of their way to defend, which may open the doors to more restrictions on, or at the very least intimidating other, more robust press outlets.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #925 on: July 06, 2017, 03:33:32 am »
I've been following this Trump tweet/CNN story, and it's getting pretty crazy.

What I don't understand is why Trump and his surrogates/supporters are so obsessed with CNN, instead of say WaPo or the NYT, whose original investigative reporting is far more damaging.  The only reason I can think is that because CNN presents an easy target - a station that no-one is especially going to go out of their way to defend, which may open the doors to more restrictions on, or at the very least intimidating other, more robust press outlets.

Or he's just crazier than a shithouse rat.

He got lost walking 5 steps from his plane to his limo.  The Columbian marching powder has eaten his brain.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #926 on: July 06, 2017, 04:06:26 am »
This is true, but it doesn't explain his followers.  I mean, only so many of them can have brain damage.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #927 on: July 06, 2017, 05:49:16 am »
This is true, but it doesn't explain his followers.  I mean, only so many of them can have brain damage.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #928 on: July 06, 2017, 01:45:40 pm »
What I don't understand is why Trump and his surrogates/supporters are so obsessed with CNN, instead of say WaPo or the NYT, whose original investigative reporting is far more damaging. 

Also, CNN is TV, which Trump watches, rather than written news.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #929 on: July 06, 2017, 04:12:30 pm »
That's true, reading is hard.