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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1185 on: January 07, 2018, 03:55:11 am »
Awww.   :sad:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1186 on: January 07, 2018, 04:25:59 am »
I mean, we're all  going to feel kinda bad when it turns out he has Alzheimers and spent most of the last 24 months sundowning while watching Tivo'd Fox and Friends.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1187 on: January 09, 2018, 06:56:49 pm »
Someone should Tweet at him to request he post a video of himself drawing a clock showing the time at 11:10. It's a legitimate test for Dementia.


I bet he draws great clocks. The best clocks. And unlike Kim's clocks, his clocks work.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1188 on: January 09, 2018, 08:18:09 pm »
The Fusion GPS testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee has been released, over the objections of the Republicans (I don't especially like Feinstein, but she's never been the shy and retiring type).

http://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/politics/read-the-full-transcript-of-glenn-simpsons-senate-testimony/2700/

It's 312 pages, so make sure you're sat somewhere comfortable with a nice drink before starting.  Because this is a doozy.  Among other things:

- the FBI had an informant in the Trump campaign, who directly contacted them regarding their concerns
- according to Fusion GPS, one person involved with the dossier has been killed as a result of it
- Trump knew of Felix Sater's criminal connections in Russia
- Steele broke off cooperation with the FBI because he believed that the Trump campaign was influencing the investigation

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1189 on: January 10, 2018, 03:01:29 am »
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/950800455797534720.html  Seth Abramson does a pretty thorough job breaking down the 300+ page testimony...unrolled at link.

ETA: https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/950800455797534720 The thread reader app seems to stop at 124 tweets.  This link is the original twitter "thread"
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1190 on: January 10, 2018, 07:36:05 am »
I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack. Guess's on motivation are 1) They are trying to monkey-wrench  nuculear plans of our government's  desire to  protect us from fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.  2) There are real nuculear actions planned and it's gonna be a genuine P.S.A.  3)  What work of dystopian fiction am I living in?  Or is it non? P'luck me.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1191 on: January 10, 2018, 04:00:43 pm »
fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1192 on: January 10, 2018, 04:08:11 pm »
fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.

wat

Too many ions and the water gets sucked out of you. Too few and the nutrients get sucked out.  :lol: :roll:


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1193 on: January 10, 2018, 11:26:21 pm »
I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack. Guess's on motivation are 1) They are trying to monkey-wrench  nuculear plans of our government's  desire to  protect us from fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.  2) There are real nuculear actions planned and it's gonna be a genuine P.S.A.  3)  What work of dystopian fiction am I living in?  Or is it non? P'luck me.

Yeah, great.  Fuck off.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1194 on: January 11, 2018, 02:18:51 am »
I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack.

Makes sense to me. I've been worried about the prospect ever since Trump got elected.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1195 on: January 11, 2018, 04:11:18 am »
I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack. Guess's on motivation are 1) They are trying to monkey-wrench  nuculear plans of our government's  desire to  protect us from fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.  2) There are real nuculear actions planned and it's gonna be a genuine P.S.A.  3)  What work of dystopian fiction am I living in?  Or is it non? P'luck me.

Yeah, great.  Fuck off.
                                                                                                     could you unwrap your response? Beyond  "fuck off again". If you care to of course.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1196 on: January 11, 2018, 04:20:31 am »
fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.

wat
                                                                                                     In the movie "Dr. Strangelove", General Jack C. Ripper rationalises  a first strike for that insane reason. Of course, that's only a movie. The movie was shown to Putin at some prior administration event. He had never seen it before. Putin was not amused.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1197 on: January 11, 2018, 04:21:09 am »
fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.

wat

It's a refrence to the crazy general from Dr.Strangelove
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1198 on: January 19, 2018, 09:37:52 pm »
HO HO HO

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Foreign governments aren’t the only groups spending money in the hopes of currying favor with Trump. Companies are getting in on the action as well.

The National Mining Association and Chamber of Commerce have plunked down bags of money at Trump properties, even though (or perhaps because) they have substantial policy interests that can be addressed by the executive branch.

One private prison company is already reaping rewards. According to the Washington Post, executives and wardens from GEO group, which runs private prisons, “gathered for four days of meetings, dinner receptions and golf outings at the luxurious 800-acre Trump National Doral, [following] an intense effort by GEO Group to align itself with the president and his administration.”

After that expenditure, GEO group — which also gave $225,000 to a pro-Trump super PAC and $250,000 to Trump’s inaugural committee — “secured the administration’s first contract for an immigration detention center, a deal worth tens of millions a year.”

https://shareblue.com/disturbing-new-report-reveals-rampant-corruption-keeping-trumps-failing-properties-afloat/

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1199 on: January 20, 2018, 08:05:48 pm »
HO HO HO

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Foreign governments aren’t the only groups spending money in the hopes of currying favor with Trump. Companies are getting in on the action as well.

The National Mining Association and Chamber of Commerce have plunked down bags of money at Trump properties, even though (or perhaps because) they have substantial policy interests that can be addressed by the executive branch.

One private prison company is already reaping rewards. According to the Washington Post, executives and wardens from GEO group, which runs private prisons, “gathered for four days of meetings, dinner receptions and golf outings at the luxurious 800-acre Trump National Doral, [following] an intense effort by GEO Group to align itself with the president and his administration.”

After that expenditure, GEO group — which also gave $225,000 to a pro-Trump super PAC and $250,000 to Trump’s inaugural committee — “secured the administration’s first contract for an immigration detention center, a deal worth tens of millions a year.”

https://shareblue.com/disturbing-new-report-reveals-rampant-corruption-keeping-trumps-failing-properties-afloat/

Looks like more and more folks are lining up to blow The Trump. Nothing like a president that can be bought for some shekels and a hummer.
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