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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1215 on: February 09, 2018, 04:00:36 am »
He can probably borrow some from from David Clarke:



Oh, THAT fucking cunt.  IIRC, he's going to prison.   :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1216 on: February 10, 2018, 12:13:34 am »
Yeah, that plane incident and follow up.  Once again, the Donald, clearly picking the best people.

In other news, WWIII nearly started in Syria a few days ago.  SAA (Syrian Arab Army) forces, using Russian "contractors" attacked a rebel command being "advised" by US troops, so the US retaliated...killing over 100 SAA soldiers and some of the Russians too.  Fortunately, Russia wanted such troops to be deniable for reason, and so is in little position to forcefully complain.

But what if Russian soldiers had been part of the attack?

And in other Russia news, the CIA are apparently buying stolen NSA data back from the Russians...and got a mysterious extra-helping of Trump data too!  How kind.   

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1217 on: February 10, 2018, 12:16:38 am »
Yeah, that plane incident and follow up.  Once again, the Donald, clearly picking the best people.

In other news, WWIII nearly started in Syria a few days ago.  SAA (Syrian Arab Army) forces, using Russian "contractors" attacked a rebel command being "advised" by US troops, so the US retaliated...killing over 100 SAA soldiers and some of the Russians too.  Fortunately, Russia wanted such troops to be deniable for reason, and so is in little position to forcefully complain.

But what if Russian soldiers had been part of the attack?

And in other Russia news, the CIA are apparently buying stolen NSA data back from the Russians...and got a mysterious extra-helping of Trump data too!  How kind.

I am reasonably certain that US and Russian troops could slaughter each other in carload lots, and it wouldn't lead to a general war.

Troops are fungible, and nuclear war harms actual assets.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1218 on: February 10, 2018, 01:02:44 am »
Yes, but that's assuming there are strategic thinkers on both sides.  I'm not convinced there are enough on either side any more.  Putin keeps stoking the Russian nationalist fires...dead Russian troops at the hands of the hated Americans would demand a response, which would have to be overwhelming both in other to succeed and to quieten Putin's nationalist critics who are waiting in the wings.  Trump wants to devolve decisions regarding small-yield nukes to battlefield commanders, so even if Trump himself doesn't want war with Russia, some idiot on the ground, likely of the "lets start fighting Iran and Hezbollah and Russia in Syria" variety will take the decision for him.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1219 on: February 10, 2018, 01:05:13 am »
Yes, but that's assuming there are strategic thinkers on both sides.  I'm not convinced there are enough on either side any more.  Putin keeps stoking the Russian nationalist fires...dead Russian troops at the hands of the hated Americans would demand a response, which would have to be overwhelming both in other to succeed and to quieten Putin's nationalist critics who are waiting in the wings.  Trump wants to devolve decisions regarding small-yield nukes to battlefield commanders, so even if Trump himself doesn't want war with Russia, some idiot on the ground, likely of the "lets start fighting Iran and Hezbollah and Russia in Syria" variety will take the decision for him.

Thing is, leaders aren't really interested in answering demands.  Putin does what Putin wants, and Trump does what Putin wants.

But yeah, local control of nukes is gonna be a festival.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1220 on: February 10, 2018, 01:35:51 am »
I meant demand in the sense of "would be required to do if he wants to stay in his job, and alive". The Russian far-right are especially prevalent in the military, and Russian paramilitaries returning from Ukraine, as well as the Russian Orthodox Church, and a lot of them don't like Putin already.  If Putin led it slide, there'd be serious repurcussions.  He'd look weak.  And Putin's reputation is all about how he's a strong leader...

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1221 on: February 10, 2018, 01:55:08 am »
I meant demand in the sense of "would be required to do if he wants to stay in his job, and alive". The Russian far-right are especially prevalent in the military, and Russian paramilitaries returning from Ukraine, as well as the Russian Orthodox Church, and a lot of them don't like Putin already.  If Putin led it slide, there'd be serious repurcussions.  He'd look weak.  And Putin's reputation is all about how he's a strong leader...

You make an excellent point.  But Putin could also use the resulting chaos for a purge.  It would be a gamble, but nobody ever called him timid.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1222 on: February 10, 2018, 10:00:47 pm »
True, I'm just not sure if that would go in his favour.

In other news, reading is still hard.  Who knew it could be so complicated?

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For much of the past year, President Trump has declined to participate in a practice followed by the past seven of his predecessors: He rarely if ever reads the President’s Daily Brief, a document that lays out the most pressing information collected by U.S. intelligence agencies from hot spots around the world.

Trump has opted to rely on an oral briefing of select intelligence issues in the Oval Office rather than getting the full written document delivered to review separately each day, according to three people familiar with his briefings.

Reading the traditionally dense intelligence book is not Trump’s preferred “style of learning,” according to a person with knowledge of the situation.

You know this story is bullshit, because it implies Trump is capable of learning.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1223 on: February 11, 2018, 03:45:16 am »
It fills me with confidence that he'd still be allowed to read them in the first place.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1224 on: February 16, 2018, 11:30:04 pm »
Boom.  13 Russians indicted on meddling in the US election

https://www.justice.gov/file/1035477/download

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The special counsel investigating Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election charged 13 Russian nationals and three Russian organizations on Friday with illegally trying to disrupt the American political process, including efforts designed to boost the presidential candidacy of Donald Trump and hurt that of his opponent, Hillary Clinton.

The indictment represents the first charges by the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, for meddling in the 2016 presidential election — the fundamental crime that he was assigned to investigate.

In a 37-page indictment filed in United States District Court, Mr. Mueller said that the 13 individuals have conspired since 2014 to violate laws that prohibit foreigners from spending money to influence federal elections in the United States.

The indictment charges that the foreigners falsely posed as American citizens, stole identities and otherwise engaged in fraud and deceit in an effort to influence the U.S. political process, including the 2016 presidential race.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1225 on: February 17, 2018, 08:29:17 pm »
True, I'm just not sure if that would go in his favour.

In other news, reading is still hard.  Who knew it could be so complicated?

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For much of the past year, President Trump has declined to participate in a practice followed by the past seven of his predecessors: He rarely if ever reads the President’s Daily Brief, a document that lays out the most pressing information collected by U.S. intelligence agencies from hot spots around the world.

Trump has opted to rely on an oral briefing of select intelligence issues in the Oval Office rather than getting the full written document delivered to review separately each day, according to three people familiar with his briefings.

Reading the traditionally dense intelligence book is not Trump’s preferred “style of learning,” according to a person with knowledge of the situation.

You know this story is bullshit, because it implies Trump is capable of learning.

He learns, but at a negative rate
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1226 on: February 26, 2018, 12:28:56 am »
Samuel L Jackson is laying down the law on this one!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/samuel-l-jackson-shreds-apos-065954281.html

Makes a pretty good point though. Barely trained, armed teachers are not the solution. I don't know what it is but that ain't it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1227 on: February 26, 2018, 03:57:02 pm »
Samuel L Jackson is laying down the law on this one!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/samuel-l-jackson-shreds-apos-065954281.html

Makes a pretty good point though. Barely trained, armed teachers are not the solution. I don't know what it is but that ain't it.

Robo-Cop style hall monitors, obviously.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1228 on: February 26, 2018, 04:57:49 pm »
Samuel L Jackson is laying down the law on this one!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/samuel-l-jackson-shreds-apos-065954281.html

Makes a pretty good point though. Barely trained, armed teachers are not the solution. I don't know what it is but that ain't it.

Robo-Cop style hall monitors, obviously.

"Alexa, lay down suppressive fire."
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 :lulz:....  :horrormirth:

There's no technical reason that can't happen.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1229 on: March 03, 2018, 09:22:20 am »
It occurred to me today that under the right circumstances Trump's wall could actually be beneficial. Hear me out:

We build trump's wall, and then connected to the ends of the wall we build two more walls extending north all the way to Canada. And then we build a fourth wall along the portion of the canadian border between these two walls. In this manner the red states are enclosed; by land at any rate.
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