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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1230 on: March 06, 2018, 05:37:12 pm »
So Mueller sent an indictment to one of Trump's former campaign advisers requiring2years worth of email between him and Roger Stone, Bannon, etc. And the guy just spent all morning drunk dialing cable news channels talking about how he isit going to comply because it's "ridiculous" and "just bullshit, man" and how they'd have to arrest him and they will find that harder to do than they think. Probably nothing explosive in the guy's inbox but made for an entertaining morning on the Twittersphere.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1231 on: March 06, 2018, 06:28:53 pm »
Looks like he's competing with Carter Page for "most idiotic former Trump advisor".

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1232 on: March 07, 2018, 05:14:41 pm »
It'll be the Ides of March in about a week. Fingers crossed.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1234 on: March 08, 2018, 06:59:03 am »

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1235 on: March 08, 2018, 04:46:40 pm »
Deficits only matter if it's a Democratic president.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1236 on: March 09, 2018, 12:01:52 am »
Just had a thought. Trump's supporters haven;t been swayed by the sensible reasons to not support Trump, but they might be swayed by deranged reasons. Specifically, a lot of them are conspiracy nuts so perhaps they could be convinced that the fact that he hasn't shown the world the space aliens they're keeping at Area 51 means that he's one of THEM
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1237 on: March 09, 2018, 07:47:49 am »
Just had a thought. Trump's supporters haven;t been swayed by the sensible reasons to not support Trump, but they might be swayed by deranged reasons. Specifically, a lot of them are conspiracy nuts so perhaps they could be convinced that the fact that he hasn't shown the world the space aliens they're keeping at Area 51 means that he's one of THEM

He hasn't done shit about the alleged muslim terrorist training camps in Tennessee that people seem to know all about, but can't point to on Goggle Maps, either. Why is that, I wonder?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1238 on: March 09, 2018, 07:54:56 am »
http://www.military.com/video/operations-and-strategy/domestic-terrorism/terrorist-training-camps-in-the-us/660940716001

OMG! 35 across the U.S. in 2010, and now up to 50! Why isn't Trump doing anything about this!!!1

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1239 on: March 09, 2018, 04:19:17 pm »
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/major-announcement-coming-south-korea-north-korea-trump-000603040--abc-news-topstories.html

I don't even know what to make of this but if it leads to denuclearisation... I guess we'll see.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1240 on: March 09, 2018, 05:12:51 pm »
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/major-announcement-coming-south-korea-north-korea-trump-000603040--abc-news-topstories.html

I don't even know what to make of this but if it leads to denuclearisation... I guess we'll see.

Actually I think it might end with nuclear war
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1241 on: March 09, 2018, 07:12:50 pm »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1242 on: March 11, 2018, 04:32:54 am »
Fascinating that Trump tweets endlessly about Islamist terrorist attacks in the UK, but the moment a chemical warfare attack is undertaken, likely by Russia, he doesn't have a word to say...

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« Reply #1243 on: March 11, 2018, 05:26:35 am »
Fascinating that Trump tweets endlessly about Islamist terrorist attacks in the UK, but the moment a chemical warfare attack is undertaken, likely by Russia, he doesn't have a word to say...

Imagine that. Almost as if he has a double interest.

Any word what the exact chemical was? I know the fella and his daughter are still in critical condition. The cop got really sick too if I remember correct. Must have been some kind of air dispersion I guess.
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« Reply #1244 on: March 11, 2018, 06:08:08 am »
No word as of yet.  A couple of the more popular agents, like sarin and (I believe) VX, have been ruled out by chem warfare experts, but that still leaves plenty of possibilities.

Amy chemical warfare units were also deployed in Salisbury yesterday.