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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1275 on: April 14, 2018, 06:14:42 am »
And Syria will be the perfect distraction, (which is the only reason I can assume that half a dozen air-fields haven't already been destroyed).  Assuming it doesn't blow up into something far worse...

Syrian targets dumped on, public still not distracted.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1276 on: April 14, 2018, 06:15:26 am »
The President is showing his usual restraint and intelligence on Twitter

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984877999718895616

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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1277 on: April 14, 2018, 09:25:29 am »
And Syria will be the perfect distraction, (which is the only reason I can assume that half a dozen air-fields haven't already been destroyed).  Assuming it doesn't blow up into something far worse...

Syrian targets dumped on, public still not distracted.

To be fair, with a strike that pathetic, I wouldn't be distracted either.

Strategically it makes a certain kind of sense...the only retaliation Russia will be able to pursue for this is whning so hard all our ears bleed.  But at the same time, after a week of warning about dire consequences, I would have at the very least attempted to cripple the SAA's ability to fight (putting more of the cost of the war on the Russians and stretching their spending even further) and made some half-hearted attempt at regime decapitation.  Not super seriously on the second one, just enough to let Syria's leadership know that they will also be targeted for their actions.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1278 on: April 14, 2018, 07:39:59 pm »
I am 100% certain the whole charade was choreographed to project some shadow of American power into the conversation, but only to try and preserve the notion that Trump is somehow willing to buck the Russians. There was probably no actual goal other than making CNN say something nice about Trump for a change, and I'm sure it was all planned out over a week of teleconferences between the White House and Moscow. America makes a token strike, Russians makes a token protest, Trump gets to beat his chest, and the news has to admit he isn't openly behaving like a puppet (as long as you don't look too long or too hard, which they never do).
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1279 on: April 16, 2018, 01:24:31 am »
Because some nutter will inevitably come here to tell us all about it, you should probably know that "The Coming Storm/QAnon" nutters are now claiming there is a video of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin molesting and then killing a girl in a Satanic ritual, cutting her face off and wearing it as a mask. 

They would show you the evidence for this, but the entire deep web is down (yes, all of it) and screenshots are (((globalist))) science or something.  The name of the video is #frazzledrip.

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1280 on: April 16, 2018, 04:01:22 am »

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

You'd think we'd know better by now, right?
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1281 on: April 16, 2018, 10:29:18 am »
Because some nutter will inevitably come here to tell us all about it, you should probably know that "The Coming Storm/QAnon" nutters are now claiming there is a video of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin molesting and then killing a girl in a Satanic ritual, cutting her face off and wearing it as a mask. 

They would show you the evidence for this, but the entire deep web is down (yes, all of it) and screenshots are (((globalist))) science or something.  The name of the video is #frazzledrip.

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1282 on: April 16, 2018, 11:41:54 am »
Because some nutter will inevitably come here to tell us all about it, you should probably know that "The Coming Storm/QAnon" nutters are now claiming there is a video of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin molesting and then killing a girl in a Satanic ritual, cutting her face off and wearing it as a mask. 

They would show you the evidence for this, but the entire deep web is down (yes, all of it) and screenshots are (((globalist))) science or something.  The name of the video is #frazzledrip.

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

So I thought you were joking:
hxxps://twitter.com/hashtag/FRAZZLEDRIP?src=hash

Hilary is part of a cabal that kills children to drink their blood for adrenachrome? And that the McCanns sacrificed their daughter to this same group as an initiation...
This was one of the plots in The Invisibles wasn't it?

Cut through all the shit, all this wasted effort and time, though whatever carbon monoxide epidemic created the people who believe the above and that is the heart of what is the worst part of the Trump era culture:

The amount of time and effort that is SANK into this shit, distracting from real issues: the world is careening towards its darkest place in 80 years and no one has the time to look at the actual social issues because its tied up and eaten by what appears to be the manifestation of the tabloid god. Distraction with interesting sounding absurdity from the same old grey face scams The Conspiracy has been pulling since time Immoral:
The Rich continue to get richer and the wealth divide is increasing.
The Environment has not started to silently unfuck itself because we lost interest
Opioid dependency is prevalent, and if you are not addicted to these, then you must find some other way to provide pharma companies that slice of your pay.
Women are still at best not treated equally and objectified, or worse property for breeding and killed for seeking an education

But these are BORING problems, they are complex and difficult to solve.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1283 on: April 16, 2018, 06:53:59 pm »
Because some nutter will inevitably come here to tell us all about it, you should probably know that "The Coming Storm/QAnon" nutters are now claiming there is a video of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin molesting and then killing a girl in a Satanic ritual, cutting her face off and wearing it as a mask. 

They would show you the evidence for this, but the entire deep web is down (yes, all of it) and screenshots are (((globalist))) science or something.  The name of the video is #frazzledrip.

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

So I thought you were joking:
hxxps://twitter.com/hashtag/FRAZZLEDRIP?src=hash

Hilary is part of a cabal that kills children to drink their blood for adrenachrome? And that the McCanns sacrificed their daughter to this same group as an initiation...
This was one of the plots in The Invisibles wasn't it?

Cut through all the shit, all this wasted effort and time, though whatever carbon monoxide epidemic created the people who believe the above and that is the heart of what is the worst part of the Trump era culture:

The amount of time and effort that is SANK into this shit, distracting from real issues: the world is careening towards its darkest place in 80 years and no one has the time to look at the actual social issues because its tied up and eaten by what appears to be the manifestation of the tabloid god. Distraction with interesting sounding absurdity from the same old grey face scams The Conspiracy has been pulling since time Immoral:
The Rich continue to get richer and the wealth divide is increasing.
The Environment has not started to silently unfuck itself because we lost interest
Opioid dependency is prevalent, and if you are not addicted to these, then you must find some other way to provide pharma companies that slice of your pay.
Women are still at best not treated equally and objectified, or worse property for breeding and killed for seeking an education

But these are BORING problems, they are complex and difficult to solve.

I know, right?! What an amazing time to be alive. We truly are history's most blessed generation.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1284 on: April 16, 2018, 08:27:03 pm »
I know, I barely have time to keep up with this bullshit, let alone engage with it in any way. 

If the Dems retake Congress this year, I also expect the conspiracy nonsense to reach a never before seen fever pitch, to attempt offsetting a potential impeachment.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1285 on: April 17, 2018, 02:05:39 am »
Why the hell are they still on about Hillary anyway? She lost the election (sort of), she's no longer relevant.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1286 on: April 17, 2018, 03:24:26 am »
We're well beyond any kind of logic at this stage. 

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1287 on: April 17, 2018, 05:06:37 am »
I know, I barely have time to keep up with this bullshit, let alone engage with it in any way. 

If the Dems retake Congress this year, I also expect the conspiracy nonsense to reach a never before seen fever pitch, to attempt offsetting a potential impeachment.

I can barely contain myself!  :banana:
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1288 on: April 18, 2018, 08:52:36 am »
Because some nutter will inevitably come here to tell us all about it, you should probably know that "The Coming Storm/QAnon" nutters are now claiming there is a video of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin molesting and then killing a girl in a Satanic ritual, cutting her face off and wearing it as a mask. 

They would show you the evidence for this, but the entire deep web is down (yes, all of it) and screenshots are (((globalist))) science or something.  The name of the video is #frazzledrip.

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

So I thought you were joking:
hxxps://twitter.com/hashtag/FRAZZLEDRIP?src=hash

Hilary is part of a cabal that kills children to drink their blood for adrenachrome? And that the McCanns sacrificed their daughter to this same group as an initiation...
This was one of the plots in The Invisibles wasn't it?

Cut through all the shit, all this wasted effort and time, though whatever carbon monoxide epidemic created the people who believe the above and that is the heart of what is the worst part of the Trump era culture:

The amount of time and effort that is SANK into this shit, distracting from real issues: the world is careening towards its darkest place in 80 years and no one has the time to look at the actual social issues because its tied up and eaten by what appears to be the manifestation of the tabloid god. Distraction with interesting sounding absurdity from the same old grey face scams The Conspiracy has been pulling since time Immoral:
The Rich continue to get richer and the wealth divide is increasing.
The Environment has not started to silently unfuck itself because we lost interest
Opioid dependency is prevalent, and if you are not addicted to these, then you must find some other way to provide pharma companies that slice of your pay.
Women are still at best not treated equally and objectified, or worse property for breeding and killed for seeking an education

But these are BORING problems, they are complex and difficult to solve.

I know, right?! What an amazing time to be alive. We truly are history's most blessed generation.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1289 on: April 19, 2018, 12:54:16 am »
Because some nutter will inevitably come here to tell us all about it, you should probably know that "The Coming Storm/QAnon" nutters are now claiming there is a video of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin molesting and then killing a girl in a Satanic ritual, cutting her face off and wearing it as a mask. 

They would show you the evidence for this, but the entire deep web is down (yes, all of it) and screenshots are (((globalist))) science or something.  The name of the video is #frazzledrip.

And I honestly thought pizzagate was as fucking stupid as things could get.

So I thought you were joking:
hxxps://twitter.com/hashtag/FRAZZLEDRIP?src=hash

Hilary is part of a cabal that kills children to drink their blood for adrenachrome? And that the McCanns sacrificed their daughter to this same group as an initiation...
This was one of the plots in The Invisibles wasn't it?

Cut through all the shit, all this wasted effort and time, though whatever carbon monoxide epidemic created the people who believe the above and that is the heart of what is the worst part of the Trump era culture:

The amount of time and effort that is SANK into this shit, distracting from real issues: the world is careening towards its darkest place in 80 years and no one has the time to look at the actual social issues because its tied up and eaten by what appears to be the manifestation of the tabloid god. Distraction with interesting sounding absurdity from the same old grey face scams The Conspiracy has been pulling since time Immoral:
The Rich continue to get richer and the wealth divide is increasing.
The Environment has not started to silently unfuck itself because we lost interest
Opioid dependency is prevalent, and if you are not addicted to these, then you must find some other way to provide pharma companies that slice of your pay.
Women are still at best not treated equally and objectified, or worse property for breeding and killed for seeking an education

But these are BORING problems, they are complex and difficult to solve.

I know, right?! What an amazing time to be alive. We truly are history's most blessed generation.

I've forgotten how to smile at this shit, I have forgotten how to be a holy man

This is why Vex and I GRIN.  It still counts, though.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.