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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1410 on: June 15, 2018, 12:19:18 am »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1411 on: June 15, 2018, 03:26:22 am »
Kim looks like he is wondering if this guy is as stupid as he seems, or if it's just an act to throw him off guard.

Personally, I think it's both i.e. he pretends to be pretending to be stupid so nobody can tell how stupid he really is.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1412 on: June 15, 2018, 03:52:24 am »
Trump Jr offers the wrong response to concerns that the GOP is ‘cult-like’

As per the article:

Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) upped the ante a bit this week on his frustrations with Donald Trump and his party’s direction, telling reporters yesterday that the GOP has almost become “cultish” toward the president.

The retiring Republican senator added, “It’s not a good place for any party to end up with a cult-like situation as it relates to a president that happens to be of, purportedly, of the same party.”

Donald Trump Jr. appeared on Fox News this morning and was asked about Corker’s comments. His response was … unexpected.

    Trump Jr. didn’t totally reject the characterization. Instead, after he was played a clip of Corker’s remarks, he said, “You know what, if it’s a cult, it’s because they like what my father is doing.”

    “You see real Americans actually winning for a change,” Trump Jr. continued. “Conservatives actually getting things done.”

Here’s the link: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-jr-offers-the-wrong-response-concerns-the-gop-cult

I know it’s just Fredo being Fredo, but as I haven’t seen it anywhere else yet, I call dibs on The Republicult™.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1413 on: June 15, 2018, 03:09:08 pm »
Kim looks like he is wondering if this guy is as stupid as he seems, or if it's just an act to throw him off guard.

Personally, I think it's both i.e. he pretends to be pretending to be stupid so nobody can tell how stupid he really is.

or more like he thinks he's pretending to be stupid, but doesn't realize that he doesn't need to because he's already stupid
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1414 on: June 15, 2018, 06:23:05 pm »
Sometimes, then sometimes he's stupid, but pretending to be even stupider to cover up the fact that he is a sociopath.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1415 on: June 16, 2018, 03:55:55 am »


When I first saw this photo, I honestly thought it had been photoshopped.

Even I didn’t think Comrade Spanky was so far gone as to have actually done that!

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1416 on: June 16, 2018, 09:10:58 am »
Trump's so enamoured with the North Korean way of life he's now talking about how awesome their propaganda is and how when Kim speaks, the North Korean people "sit up and pay attention" (and I'm sure being dragged off to Camp 14 to have your fingernails ripped out has nothing to do with that).

He thinks FOX News is insufficiently devoted to his leadership, and that the official propagand outlet of one of the world's most repressive regimes is a model for US journalists to follow.

Mattis is going to straight up murder him and Pence one day.  Just you watch.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1417 on: June 16, 2018, 09:48:17 am »
He would be the type to be impressed by literally the worst country in the world. And make no mistakeNorth Korea is indeed the worst country in the world. People in impoverished war-torn dictatorships in subsaharan africa and the middle east and the former iron curtain can say to themselves "well at least I don't live in North Korea"
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1418 on: June 16, 2018, 01:40:50 pm »


When I first saw this photo, I honestly thought it had been photoshopped.

Even I didn’t think Comrade Spanky was so far gone as to have actually done that!

Yeah I was thinking something like that; then I realised that what he is doing isn't actually saluting but moving his hand out of the way so the general can grab him by the junk more easily
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1419 on: June 16, 2018, 02:17:46 pm »
You can do anything when you're a North Korean general...

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1420 on: June 16, 2018, 04:29:16 pm »
You can do anything when you're a North Korean general...

except keeping breathing, that's kind of moot I hear
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1421 on: June 18, 2018, 04:28:21 am »
Hey, is there any chance of this actually happening? It's probably a long shot, but if it actually happened I think it would be the one scenario in which I would be willing to vote for Trump's reelection.

https://boingboing.net/2018/06/17/the-pharma-wars.html
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1422 on: June 18, 2018, 05:08:21 am »
in which I would be willing to vote for Trump's reelection.


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1423 on: June 18, 2018, 06:20:03 am »
Only in the case of the extreme version of the scenario from the bottom of the article where it fucks up Disney (and also, by extension, due to the impending merger, Fox)
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1424 on: June 18, 2018, 06:40:50 pm »
Only in the case of the extreme version of the scenario from the bottom of the article where it fucks up Disney (and also, by extension, due to the impending merger, Fox)

So you're okay with kiddie concentration camps as long as Disney gets hurt?
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