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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2016, 07:06:30 pm »
Best for me is a toss up between DK and AKK. I'm leaning DK cos AKK came back and it was just a total mehfest. The magic was gone  :cry:

AKK was so much better than DK for longevity and sticktoitiveness, but his glorious reboot was SO disappointing that it really detracted from his original mind-boggling work.

DK burned bright, but so much more briefly.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2016, 07:12:07 pm »
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.

Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.

Carry on.

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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2016, 07:33:53 pm »
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.

Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.

Carry on.



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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 pm »
...But what is one Horab worth?

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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2016, 07:36:50 pm »
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.

Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.

How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.

Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.

Kinda like "Crystal" Pepsi? Reboot was much like the original but the world had moved on or was it just that the new AKK was truly an inferior product?
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2016, 07:37:49 pm »
...But what is one Horab worth?

Do you mean Babylon Horuv or a totally different thing?
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2016, 07:38:01 pm »
...But what is one Horab worth?

Half a babylon horuv
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2016, 07:39:36 pm »
...But what is one Horab worth?

Half a babylon horuv

I pay to see him get "The Solomon" treatment.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2016, 11:00:12 pm »
Where does Number_6 fall on the scale? I mean, he wasn't great, but he hit EVERY trope in under 12 hours. 
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« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2016, 03:10:32 am »
RP could be a DK of he turned up the insults and smug to 11. RP also doesn't deflect and avoid points as often as DK, which makes it more of a back and forth, and not a never-ending onslaught of condescension and basement dwelling neckbeardisms.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2016, 04:24:35 am »
...But what is one Horab worth?

Horab was before my time, but from what I've seen in the archives, about .4 RWHN pre-divorce, .09 RWHN post-divorce.
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« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2016, 04:25:32 am »
Where does Number_6 fall on the scale? I mean, he wasn't great, but he hit EVERY trope in under 12 hours.

Oh man I forgot about that guy. He was a speed demon. 2 Shandors.
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« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2016, 04:27:49 am »
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.

Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.

How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.

Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.

Kinda like "Crystal" Pepsi? Reboot was much like the original but the world had moved on or was it just that the new AKK was truly an inferior product?

It was kind of some of each. Like, he came back with the old schtick, but the schtick was no longer novel, plus you could just tell his heart wasn't in it anymore. It was more sad than anything else.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2016, 01:46:47 pm »
Wait.  I thought everyone here was a troll.

Fuck.  Now I'm confused.

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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2016, 03:47:33 pm »
Can we get a zero to ten scale with these new names included?