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Squiggles
« on: November 27, 2016, 08:22:14 pm »
I make squiggles for people sometimes. This week seems to be one of those times. Post here if you'd like me to make one for you, and say nasty things about the other people who post so I can make them accurate. I'll figure out some method for taking pictures of them eventually.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2016, 01:05:46 am »
I think you should do one of Alty, because he is a terrible bad man who snacks on the crispy hurt feelings of Wolf Blitzer and spends long weekends composing his inhuman desires into sonnets to be accompanied by ukelele.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2016, 11:08:10 am »
Me, slapping Roger in the face with his own tail. Possibly while shouting "j'accuse".
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2016, 08:34:07 pm »
Me, slapping Roger in the face with his own tail. Possibly while shouting "j'accuse".

That is not how squiggles work. I can do one for you, though.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2016, 10:20:50 pm »
Wos a squiggle?

Gimme!

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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2016, 10:34:21 pm »
Junkie and Nigel are pigfuckers.

Was that okay?

It's a start!
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2016, 10:45:35 pm »
I'm about as confused as P3nt, but I haven't welded my genitals to the latest homemade VR sexbot device. They'd arrest him for being inappropriate in a public place but authorities are concerned about what would happen if he was left to his own devices in a locked room for 23 hours/day. It's too close to being a reward.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2016, 12:09:14 am »
I am unsure how this works, but I think everyone agrees that the world needs a pic of me shitting on the state of Kentucky.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2016, 02:04:32 am »
How about "Roger's pogram of weaponized incontinence has gone too far."
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2016, 03:42:41 pm »
I clearly should not post when I've only got two brain cells to rub together. I'll have access to a scanner in a little bit and post some example squiggles.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2016, 03:59:23 pm »
I clearly should not post when I've only got two brain cells to rub together. I'll have access to a scanner in a little bit and post some example squiggles.

Pretty sure any braincell shortage is on this end. I do look forward to seeing what you mean.
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2016, 05:34:13 pm »
Here we go. These aren't squiggles for anybody you guys know. http://imgur.com/a/u3hF1
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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2016, 06:54:32 pm »
Here we go. These aren't squiggles for anybody you guys know. http://imgur.com/a/u3hF1

Those are NEAT!

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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2016, 07:06:54 pm »
Haha, I dig it!

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Re: Squiggles
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2016, 09:44:11 pm »
I have attempts done for Alty, Nigel, TWJ, Pent (not happy with this one yet), and Junky. Roger, do you want one now that I've clarified what a squiggle is? I won't finalize or post anything without confirmation.
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