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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #555 on: February 16, 2017, 08:58:21 pm »
History is written just invented by the victors people with the most subscribers who are batshit insane.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we're going to see so much more of this shit over the next few years Icke and infowars are going to start looking rational in comparison.
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« Reply #556 on: February 16, 2017, 09:33:42 pm »
History is written just invented by the victors people with the most subscribers who are batshit insane.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we're going to see so much more of this shit over the next few years Icke and infowars are going to start looking rational in comparison.


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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #557 on: February 16, 2017, 09:44:35 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #558 on: February 16, 2017, 10:15:43 pm »
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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« Reply #559 on: February 17, 2017, 02:17:26 am »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #560 on: February 17, 2017, 02:27:38 am »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

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« Reply #561 on: February 17, 2017, 02:42:38 am »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #562 on: February 17, 2017, 02:51:03 am »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Whoa

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #563 on: February 17, 2017, 03:55:06 am »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Woah, can they test on diabetic mice?  Curious if it's the high sugar in the blood stream or something produced.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #564 on: February 17, 2017, 03:17:45 pm »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Woah, can they test on diabetic mice?  Curious if it's the high sugar in the blood stream or something produced.

They can and probably will. These are results that the visiting scientist literally just analyzed from her side-project... she essentially just said "Hmmmm I wonder" and ran this small side-study with about 20 mice per group. Since the results were so dramatic, she now has a whole new avenue of study to pursue. At least one PhD will be made on this, I am betting.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #565 on: February 17, 2017, 03:18:46 pm »
See, now I want them to hire her instead of telomerase guy. I'd work in her lab in a heartbeat! Plus she has a neuro background.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #566 on: February 17, 2017, 03:49:55 pm »
I'd go into a life science field, but then I'd have to actually remember to write things down and prove stuff.

I just want to test things on other things.

I guess I really want to be a mad scientist.
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« Reply #567 on: February 17, 2017, 05:06:20 pm »
Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through.  :lol:

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Whoa, cool!
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« Reply #568 on: February 17, 2017, 05:07:36 pm »
I'm going to try to get into volunteering at animal shelters, but most of them want early morning so I need to get my bike fixed. 
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #569 on: February 17, 2017, 05:18:43 pm »
Just had a tender rejected from obvious corruption and collusion. Very pissed off.

If I knew the client was that bent I'd have done better than a paltry 2 grand bribe. For anyone thinking that the UK isn't corrupt as fuck this is just another one to add to the pile I've seen over the years.
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